WORLD TITLE TRIPLE THREAT MATCH
First to pin wins
Champion does not need to be pinned to win
Chris McClane (World Champion) with Rebecca (Women's Champion)
Vs
Darren Anthony with Jennifer Streaks
Vs
Brian Harte with Khristi
The fans go nuts as the World Title flashes on the screen. But all three are heels, and who will they cheer for? Fans begin a "Darren" chant! Looks like Darren's backstage attacks have got him popular with the crowd and they want to see him walk out with the gold. He has a damn good chance too. This could be one of the most historic World Title Matches EVER!
"Can I Get A..." by Jay-Z blares over the loud speakers. The fans boo like crazy. And out steps Brian Harte. Former 3-time champion! He has built up a following and has been involved in the BJWC for a long time. But the fans have never been more pissed. Causing Lanier Riley and Kurt Swagger, G-Crusher and Dante to quit. Fans could never be more upset with this guy. He and Khristi whisper to each other as they walk down the ramp, then enter the ring.
"Enter Sandman" Metallica hits! The crowd goes nuts! The only man in this match not a TOTAL HEEL. The fans love his style and his work ethic and tonight he gets his chance! The fans begin another "Darren" chant. But no Darren. Fans begin looking around to see if maybe a sneak attack thru the crowd. Harte looks around and asks for a mic:
Brian Harte: Where the hell is Darren? Ohh wait there he is!!!!
Brian Harte points to the Billy-Jay-A-Tron and it is Darren Anthony!!! He is getting triple teamed by the EMPIRE!!! That is why Harte had been speaking with the Empire earlier tonight! The Empire wit Punisher, Neal Halesz., and Exodus all stomping away! They have Jennifer Streaks locked in a gym locker type thing. She is screaming for help!!!! Darren is being beaten with trash cans and anything they can find! Brian Harte is laughing! The Empire tosses Darren Anthony face first into some storage closet and closes the door putting a huge lock on it. Fans BOO!!!! The EMPIRE has just LOCKED DARREN OUT!!!!! How can he and Jennifer Escape??? The Empire exits down a hall as Darren you can hear screaming and swearing and begins kicking the door trying to break it down, but it is huge and thick and he can only do minimal damage.
Fans are pissed!
"Hate Me Now" by NaS and Puff Duddy hits the speakers!!! The Champion has arrived!!! Fans give him a booing ovation. McClane has a new entrance video showing his Paralyzer thru tables and his matches with Dan Dehart. McClane steps out with the Women's Champion! They stand together as a few pyros hit. He then struts the ring. Dives in and the battle begins!
The bell rings! It looks like things here will not be a one on one for the World Title thanks to the Empire! Harte and McClane trade huge blows! Both men with big shots!!!! Harte with a ATOMIC drop!!! Then a clothesline over the top ropes!!! They both fall to ringside!!! Harte slams McClane face first the steps then the railing, then flipping him into the crowd. Harte then slides in a table!!! Harte turns around to go after McClane!!! Missle DROP KICK OFF THE RAILING!!!! Connects!!!!! McClane rolls Harte into the ring!!! He sets up the table!!! RUNNING KNEE LIFT!!! McClane is calling for something!!! He lays Harte of the table, gets a chair from a s4ecurity guy, lays a CHAIR ACROSS HARTE's face!!!! Climbs to the top ropes!!!! NO!!!! Harte rolled up WHACK!!!!!!! Chair across the skull!!!! SUPERPLEX!!!!! Off the top!!!! THRU THE TABLE!!!!! What a move!!! Cover!! New champion!!! 1............2............3NO!!!!! Kickout!!!! McClane somehow is still moving!!!! Harte going for the SUPERKICK!!! NO!!! Chop block by McClane to the legs. Clothesline by Chris!!! Brian in some trouble now!!! Fisherman's BRAINBUSTER by McClane!!! BRIDGED!!! 1.............2.....KICKOUT!!! Wow!!! Good kickout!!!! Harte back up!!! McClane runs for a elbow ducked. Both off the ropes SUPERKICK!!! Both men hit the superkick at the same time!!! Both connected perfectly. Brian first one up! SHARPSHOOTER! Brian locked it on fast!!! He gets it on!!!! McClane is fighting it. McClane is trying to put the pressure on Harte and reverse it into his own submission!!!! He reversed the pressure but Harte then retightens and they are both now in a brutal submission. Both pulling as hard as they can!!! Both scream!!!! TAP OUT!!!!! McClane and Harte tapped out!!! Neither of them could withstand the pain of the submission. WHAT NOW??!!? The bell has rung! Who is CHAMP?!?!!? Both tapped!!! Both lost!!! What is going to happen?!?!
Harte and McClane look at each other, pissed! Then Harte and McClane grab arms and hold each others hand up in victory. WHAT IS THIS?!?! Who is the champion?!?! Fans are chanting "Darren" to break this up, but he is still locked in that storage room somewhere here in the Target Center.
Official: The result of the match is a Co-Championship! Both men tapped out at the exact same time and therefore they are now CO-Champions!!!
Fans boos louder. Chris McClane grabs a mic and his belt and begins to speak:
Chris McClane: "You have all been fooled by the greatest force in wrestling. No one can beat us when we are together. We will take over the league together because we are Co-World Champions."
Brian takes the mic from Chris McClane: "Billy Jay and the rest of the BJWC has just been tricked by the masters. Now Dan Dehart is not the only four-time World Champion, I am now too. We are team 187!"
Fans get totalloy pissed! The speakers start playing "It's Murda" by DMX, Jay-Z and Ja Rule. Brian and Chris hold up the World Title up in the air over the head as co-champions! The fans cannot beleive this and are chanting "Bullshit".
"Seek and Destroy" hits the speakers!!!! The fans go nuts!!!! Dan Dehart steps out! He has a mic:
Dan Dehart: What the hell are you talknig about?!?!? CO-Champions? There is no such thing as a Co-Champion!!! This match is ordered to continue until there is a WINNER! And an UNDESPUTED BJWC World Champion!!!! So stop holding hands and fight like MEN!!!!
Fans go nuts bursting into cheer. The chant "Dan"s name over and over as he exits and the bell rings again. McClane and Harte huddle. McClane nods and lays down!!! McCLANE is laying down for the SHARPSHOOTER!!!! NO!!! Brian wasn't expecting a reversal!! KICK TO THE FACE!!! McClane had it set up!!!! The Champ is now beating the pulp out of Brian Harte. Kicks to the gut!!! DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DDT!!!! Snapping belly to belly suplex! Cover! 1...........2.......KICKOUT! McClane really going to battle against Harte. Harte ducks a spin kick!!! SIDE WALK SLAM holding the legs going for the SHARPSHOOTER!!!! NO!!! McClane squirmed free and rolled away!!! Diuving shoulder by McClane!!! Harte LOW BLOW!!! The ref warns him!! Brian disregards it OFF the ropes for a flying body press!!!! NO!!!! Caught on his shoulder by McClane!!! Death Valley Driver!!!! What a move!!! Cover!!!! 1...........2.........3NO!!! Kickout!!! Crowd is going nuts as this match has really heated up and everyone is involved. It seems the fans are siding with the Champ for the time being! He kicks to the gut! POWERBOMB!!!!! McClane calls for the Paralyzer!!!! McClane backs up and grabs Harte! NO!!! SNAP MARE REVERSAL!!!! Harte with a sitting headlock!!! McClane to his feet with Harte clutching the headlock!!! BULLDOG by Harte while his head was in the headlock!!! McClane rolls to ringside!!! Khristi with a chair!!! NO!!! Rebecca with a chair of her own!!! WE HAVE A VISIOUS CAT FIGHT AT RINGSIDE!!!! They are tearing and grabbing at each other like chipmunks!!!! Fans are going wild trying to see the girls in action!!!! In the ring Harte with a suplex!!! BRIDGED!!! 1..............2...KICKOUT!!! McClane rolls up!!! Harte going for the SUPERKICK!!!! NO!!! Caught spun around!!! PARALYZER!!!!! WHAT A MOVE!!!!!! WAIT?!?!!? He is not covering!!! HE IS GOING FOR THE MICHAGEN CLOVERLEAF!!!! YES!!! He's got it locked on!!!!! Harte is screaming!!!! Harte is screaming from the Michagen Cloverleaf!!!! Rebecca and Khristi are rolling around at ringisde tearing clothes and hair like pyschos. McClane has it locked in like a pro. Harte trying to get to the ropes!!! But he is in the CENTER of the ring!!!! Harte taps!!!! Harte taps!!!! Harte tapped to the Michagen Cloverleaf!!!! McClane is still the champion!!!!!
WINNER: Chris McClane defends the BJWC World Title
James Edgebrook: WHAT A MATCH!!!! What a battle!!!! Darren still locked somewhere in the building!!! Probably more pissed than he has ever been. Screwed out of his chance at the title by Brian Harte, and the Empire who Brian either paid or talked into helping him. McClane looked to be laying for Harte but suprised him and then took over!!! McClane is the CHAMPION!!!!!
Speaking of the champ, he and Rebecca are wearing the gold in the ring with some things to say to Harte.
Chris McClane and Rebecca in the Ring with Brian Hart
(The fans are still amazed with such a great match it was. McClane speaks, while Rebecca stands holding her Women's Title up.)
Chris McClane: "Brian you should know by now you can never trust Chris McClane. I run this league and I do not need you tagging along with me. I did not become the God of this league by hanging around with jobbers like yourself. I am the only World Champion of the BJWC and that is the way it will stay. To all of you in the BJWC, all I have to say is, fear me!"
(Chris McClane walks out of the ring up the ramp! Fans cheer the speech and boo him at the same time.)
James Edgebrook: WELL, big victory for the champ but now he, and Harte must get right into the Semi Trucks for the Ultimate Bowl, the Main Even.......HOLD THE PHONE!!!! Here comes Billy Jay!!! He is sprinting to the ring!!!!
BILLY JAY Sprinting to the Ring
(Billy Jay dives into the ring with his suitcase. Billy Jay looks bigger than ever and more pissed than ever! Brian who is just getting up!!! WHACK!!!!! Suitcase across the SKULL!!!!! Billy Jay lines up Harte!!!! SHARPSHOOTER!!!! Billy Jay has just now put Brian in his own move and Brian is tapping out. Brian is tapping out. The ref rings the bell, rings it again. Finally Billy Jay releases the hold and pulls out a mic. Fans are going NUTS!!!!!)
Billy Jay: Welcome BJWC Fans and Addicts to WRESTLEBOWL TWO THOUSAND!!!! (Fans burst.) Now, before I get to the HEAVY stuff!!! I would like to call out a few people!!!
Lanier Riley
G-Crusher
Dante
Kurt Swagger
Please join ringside for this! It involves all of you! I know you guys are upset, but if you ever will trust me, trust me now!!!!
(Out walks Lanier, Dante, G-Crusher, and Swagger, all very upset and in street clothes. Fans go nuts!!!! They love these guys, and they all want out of the BJWC.)
Billy Jay: Now, it is TIME for JUSTICE TO BE SERVED!!!!! I took a few minutes to listen to my messages, I took a few hours thinking about what to do!!! And there is only one thing that I could think of!!! I was sitting there in my house here in MINNESOTA!!!! (Fans go nuts)
I was thinking who do I want more?!?! Four guys that work for their wins? (Points at the four at ringside) Or a man that WHINES for WINS?!?!?!!?
Do I want four unbeleivably talented guys that make plans and strategies like pros, or do I want this man, who RUINS plans and strategies by telling them in public?!?!
Do I want four guys that can create complex angles that get everyone involved and excited! Or do I want a man that is known for RUINUNG any Good Angle that doesn't involve himself getting a World Title Shot!!!
Do I want Four men who are able to outsmart anyone is this fed, and can hold their own with any star in the wide world of e-feds, or do I want Brian Harte the reason that the LAW closed down the BJWC!!!!
Do I want Lanier Riley, Kurt Swagger, Dante, G-Crusher, four future champions and superstars of the BJWC? Or do I want Harte, a THREE TIME FLUKE CHAMPION!?!?!?!!?
Do I want to have the FUTURE of the BJWC?!?!!? Or do I want a Washed Up SON OF A BITCH!!!!!
I think my point is clear!!!! Lanier, Dante, Merlin, Kurt! Please reconsider! BECAUSE!!!!!............
Brian Harte..............................YOU ARE FIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Fans go NUTS!!!!! THe place is rocking!!!)
And that is.................a BILLY JAY GARUNTEEEEEE!!!!!!!
(The FOUR appluad Billy Jay's speech and Brian Harte exits up the ramp, without real emotion. You can tell he sorta knew it had to come sometime for the things he did. He turns around at the ramp and looks at the BJWC crowd one last time and then exits!)
Billy Jay: I thank each one of you four guys for opening my eyes up to something I should have seen a long time ago!!! I shoulda pulled my head out of my ass and laid down the LAW a LONG TIME AGO!!!!!
But the PLAGUE is gone!
G-Crusher your spot is still open for the Ultimate Bowl I would for you to take it! The BeeJayWubbaYouSee would not be the same without you!
Dante Calavria, the semi truck has a spot with your name on it. I would love to see the Hardcore Pizan in the Main Event of BJWC's Most Important Pay Per View!
Kurt Swagger, the NA Champ, the most respectable record in the fed. If anyone, if anyone here has EARNED a spot in the Main Event here at WrestleBowl you HAVE!!!! Kurt I would be honored for you to take your spot in the Main Event tonight!
And Lanier Riley, I apologize to you mostly, because it was you have suffered the most. If I would have fired Harte long ago, this would have never happened! But, Lanier if anyone BJWC Wreslter has done more than you did for this fed, than his name may be jesus, because you are the lifeblood of the BJWC. And with Harte gone we have a empty seat in the semi truck! Lanier lets make this Strickly Business! Let's makes WrestleBowl Strictly Business!!!!!
(It seems as if they are not 100% sure. Billy Jay is sincere and they agree and walk up the ramp to get ready for the Main Event. Could this be the last time those four ever fight?!?!? Time will only tell!!!!)
James Edgebrook: BRIAN HARTE FIRED FROM THE BJWC!!!! As much as I hate to see anyone leave the BJWC, this was the right move for BJ to make. And I think this is what Billy Jay was talking to Dan Dehart about. So Dan agreed and let Billy Jay fire Brian. And now hopefully the future of the BJWC, Kurt, G-Crusher, Dante and Lanier can remain in the BJWC for a long long time!!!!
We have Jeph Phillips again backstage speaking about the Ultimate Bowl Semi Trucks!!! Let's go to Jeph.
Jeph Phillips backstage for WrestleBowl
Thanks James! You should have heard the fans out here in the streets of Minneapolis! They went wild when Dan Dehart stepped out and into the semi!!!! I have word that only the Future Four are changing and need to get in, along with Darren Anthony who has yet to be released from the storage rooo.........
WAIT!!!! (Darren Anthony comes sprinting out with a busted door of the storage room he does a SUICIDE DIVE off the loading dock into one of the semis!!!! )
HOLY HELL!!!! Darren has snapped!!! Look at that Semi shake!!!! This is madness!!! He is putting dents in the vehical!!! Darren is PISSED!!!! The Crew is shutting that Semi!!!! Everyone in that Semi is stuck with a madman!!!! Here comes the the final four men ready to go!!!! The semi trucks are full!!!! Let us begin the ULTIMATE BOWL!!!!!
(The semi trucks pull away the one is shaking violently. Darren must be going crazy!!!)
James Edgebrook: The trucks must now drive around to the front and pull into the arena and let the men out. Crew is driving in the second ring!!!! And the CAGE above is slowly being lowered down. The Ultimate Bowl music is playing! Fans are going nuts!!!! This is going to be HUGE!!! Whoever is in Darren's semi havea huge disadvantage and may be in horrible shape already for winning. Hell I'll put my money on the enraged madman Darren Anthony in this match! When he is pissed who can stop him???
The Classic JET BLACK CROW holding the ULTIMATE RING in his beek. Flies from the rafters down to the rings lands on a ringpost!!! Let the Ultimate Bowl BEGIN!!!!!
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