2nd Annual
THE ULTIMATE BOWL
Winner recieves World Title Shot and the Ultimate Championship Ring
Participants have 10 minutes to enter the cage above the Triangle of rings below
Semi Truck #1
Trenton Sharpe
Reaper
Dan Dehart
Roadkill
Exodus
Nick Yonce
Dante Calavria
Damien
Semi Truck #2
Chris McClane
Darren Anthony
Lanier Riley
Kurt Swagger
G-Crusher
Tyler Lee
Cyris Raven
Tyrone Alguard
What a line up!!! The fans are going nuts!!!! The BIG CARGO DOORS ARE OPENING!!!! The third ring has been set up!!! We have the Triangle of rings ready for the Ultimate Bowl!!!! Here comes the SEMI's!!!! The fans are going wild!!!! The one semi beeps his way backing up and goes right up into the ring and the door swing open!!!! The bell rings!!!! It has begun!!!! Dante is the first one out and he starts climbing the ladder right away sprinting up. Here comes the other seven wrestlers! Dan Dehart and Damien have locked up. Nick Yonce and Exodus and Reaper all tied up in a brawl!!!! Trenton climbed to ringside and Roadkill! The TV Champion follows him and attacks him at ringside with a chair!!! The semi exits back out!!! Here comes the next one!!! Still shaking violently from the WAR inside!!! The truck backs up to the ring!!!! The Semi truck tips over!!!! OHH MY GOD!!! All eight men insdie that Semi are DEAD!!!! Wait!!! There is a whole in the side of the semi!!!! It is Darren Anthony!!! He climbs out!!! Bloody from the beatings in the truck!!! He still has the big metal storage door he broke down earlier tonight!!! He jumps in the ring!!!!! CRACK!!!! Door to the back of Reaper!!!! Slowly more men climb out the whole in the semi each bloody and bruised!!!! McClane the Champ is out!!! This is crazy!!! Crazy crazy shit!!!!
9:00 Minutes Remaining to Enter the Cage
Currently: Dante
Dante has already entered the cage. G-Crusher is climbing up now. Nobody can stop G-Crusher no one is near the ladder he is climbing!!!! Exodus and Lanier Riley are going at it! They are fighting on the ramp!!! Tyrone Alguard has Cyris Raven! COCK BOTTOM ON THE SEMI TRUCK!!!!! Great move. Dante is climbing down the ladder to attack G-Crusher who is climbing up!!! They are trading blows!!!! THEY BOTH PULL EACH OTHER OFF!!! OHH MY GOD!!! Both men falling 18 feet to the mat!!!! Roadkill is just demolishing Trenton with a chair. Cyris Raven FLYING CROSSBODY OFF THE SEMI TRUCK!!!! TO RINGSIDE!!!! And now Cyris Raven and Trenton are teaming up agaisnt the TV Champ. Roadkill still very very weak from his earlier match. McClane is pounding away at Tyler Lee. Nick Yonce going for a Idiosyncratic slam!!!NO !! Damien blocks it!!! CHICAGO SIDEWINDER THRU A TABLE!!!!! OHH MY!!!! Swagger set up that table for himself and Damien put Nick Yonce thru it with his finisher powerbomb!!! I think Yonce is out of the running!!!! Swagger attacks Damien for using his table! This is madness. Darren is going balistic on Dan Dehart and Reaper at the same time! Pounding away at them!!! Darrne is taking out two of the biggest stars at once!!! And still swinging that metal storage door as a weapon!!!! Exodus and Lanier has gone into the locker room and are fighting backstage.
8:00 Minutes Remaining to Enter the Cage
Currently: NONE
Dante recovering from the fall off the ladder. He is at ringside and digging for something under the apron! He has hand cuffs! Darren headbutts DeHart into the turnbuckle then locks up Reaper. Dante climbs to the apron and grabs Dan's hand! He handcuffs him!!!!! DANTE HAS HAND CUFFED DAN TO THE RINGSIDE!!!!! Fans are going crazy!!! How will Dan make it up??!!?! What a move by Dante!!!! G-Crusher is climbing the ladder again. This time Swagger is right behind him!!!! Damien tries to chase Swagger, but Damien is pulled off by Nick Yonce!!!! Nick is sent headfirst over the top ropes!!!! Exodus and Lanier Riley are back out on the ramp!!!! Exodus with a DISSENTION DDT on the ramp way!!!!! WOW!!! Roadkill still being doubleteamed by Trenton and Cyris Raven!!! They pull him onto the Spansih Announcers booth!!!! DOUBLE TEAM POWERBOMB!!!! NO!!! Roadkill LOW BLOW!!!! ROADKILLER!!!! THRU THE ANNOUNCERS TABLE!!!!! He grabs both Cyris Raven and Trenton Sharpes head and hit a DOUBLE STUNNER, aka ROADKILLER THRU THE TABLE!!!!!! What a move by the TV Champ! Chris McClane ducks a Tyler Lee drop kick!!! Tyrone Alguard with a double axe handle off the SEMI TRUCK to Chris McClane!!! They all spill into the SEMI!!! McClane, TA, and Tyler Lee are fighting inside the semi truck. TA going for the Total Annhilation!!!! NO!!! SUPERKICK by McClane!!! McClane grabs Tyler Lee!!! PARALYZER!!!!! Then grabs T.A. PARALYZER!!!! McClane the Champ has just taken out TWO former champs!!!!! Tyrone is embetted in the metal sideing of the semi truck! McClane climbs onthe semi and raises his hand in victory.
7:00 Minutes Remaining to Enter the Cage
Currently: NONE
Dan Dehart is trying to pry himself free of the hand cuffs but can not. Darren is taking advantage!!!! Pounding away at the Ultimate Champion!!! Dante rolls in!!! Reaper running for a clothesline!!! Dante grabs him!!!! THE HIT!!!! THE HIT!!!! Reaper never even saw it coming!!!! Nick Yonce tosses a cahir up and it hits Chris McClane celebrating on the semi truck. It hits the champ in the face chipping his tooth!!! McClane gets pissed off and jumps to ringside!!! Tries to lock up Yonce!!! NO!!!! IDIOSYNCRATIC SLAM ON THE CEMENT!!!! Damien rolls to ringisde and grabs Roadkill!!!! CHICAGO SIDEWINDER!!!! Damien is taking people out left and right with his BRUTAL POWERBOMB!!!! Roadkill may have SERIOUSLY injured his back again!!!! Tyler Lee pulls TA up inside that semi truck!!!! ICON DDT!!!! Pulls him back up!!!! SHOWSTOPPA!!!! Tyrone Alguard may be dead!!!! He has been hit with every finisher in the book and all on the hard semi truck surface!!!! Trenton Sharpe climbs to the top ropes and sees Reaper who was laid out from the HIT!!!! SHARKS TOOTH!!!!! Trenton Sharpe just hit the top rope FINISHER!!!! Reaper may be out of it!!!! Cyris Raven at ringside! He runs to battle up the ramp!!! He meets up with Laneir and Exodus!!! It is a brawl!!! Cyris Raven dodges a DISSENSION DDT!!! And hits a BRAINBUSTER ON THE RAMP!!!! He then reaches udner the ramp!!!! BARBED WIRE BAT!!!! CLOBBERS LANIER across the chest!!! Then Exodus!!! Cyris Raven is going wild!!! G-Crusher and Kurt Swagger meet on the ladder half way up!!! They punch!! Both keep climbing!!! They get to the cage door!!! G-Crusher tries to get in!!! He can not!!! Swagger tries to punch him off! He can not!!! G-Crusher stomps his hands!!! Swagger hanging by one arm!!! LOW BLOW by Kurt!!!!
6:00 Minutes Remaining to Enter the Cage
Currently: NONE
Swagger and G-Crusher still going at it!!! Rack to the eyes! Another low blow by Swagger! G-Crusher!!! FALLS!!! G-Crusher falls for the second time from over 15 feet up!!! G-Crusher bouncing hard off the mat!!!! Kurt Swagger is insdie the CAGE!!!! G-Crusher is down in the ring!!! Roadkill is down at Ringside! Tyrone is not moving in the semi!! We got guy down all over the place!!! Tyler Lee to the top ropes!!! MISSLE DROP KICK to Darren!!! Tyler Lee tries to help Dan get free of the hand cuffs!!! Dante from behind!!! BELLY TO BACK!!!! Dante is going nuts!!! Reaper up and grabs Dante from behind!!!!! LULL-A-BYE SLEEPER!!! His old finisher!!!! Dante has no where to go!!!! McClane climbs into the crowd to get away from Nick Yonce then grabs a popcorn popper from a consession stand!!!! SHATTERS IT OVER HIS HEAD!!!! OHH MY GOD!!! Yonce is down and out it the crowd with a popcord popper shattered over his skull!!! The Champ climbs back over and into the emtpy ring!!! McClane is on his way up!!!! Lanier Riley on the ramp!!! RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP to Cyris Raven!!! Then grabs the barbed wire bat!!! Clobbers him!!!! LANIER WHIPS Cyris Raven off the EDGE!!!! He whipped Raven off the ramps edge down 10 feet!!! Then whips Exodus down!!! Lanier cheers holding the barbed wire bat over his head!!! Exodus and Cyris slow to get up!!! Then they start fighting clobbering each other!!! They climb onto tables both exhausted fall laying on the table!!!! LANIER RILEY CALLS FOR IT!!!!! YES!!!! STRICTLY BIZ DROP OFF THE RAMP THRU THE TABLE!!!!!!! Exodus and Cyris Raven have been smeared!!!! Lanier Riley with a HUGE POP!!!! What a move!!! We got guys everywhere!!!!! Trenton Sharpe and Damien are trading chair shots!!! Two hardcore newcomers battling it out like hardcore legends!!! This place is a bloody mess.
5:00 Minutes Remaining to Enter the Cage
Currently: Kurt Swagger
Chris McClane is on his way up the ladder! Reaper is on his way up the opposite ladder! Down below Darren grabs Dante! HEART ATTACK!!!! What a move!!! Darren is still going nuts!!! Picks up the steel door again and clobbers Dan over the head. Dan still cuffed to the ringposts. Reaper, stops on the ladder looks down at Dante who hit him with the HIT earlier and REAPER FALLS OFF FLYING HEADBUTT FROM 15 FEET IN THE AIR!!!! It's the LIGHTS OUT!!!!! Dante has no chance!!!! He is violently shaking!!! What a headbutt by Reaper but Reaper now feeling the effects of it as well. Tyler Lee now with a back body drop to Darren!!! G-Crusher is up!!! He grans Dante who may not be consious!!!! G-Crush!!!! G-Crush!!! The submission that Merlin Reynolds has made famous!!!! Dante is tapping out wildly!!! TA Tyrone Alguard has the BUMPER of the SEMI TRUCK!!!! Drill it into the back of G-Crushers skull!!!! He is helping former teammate Dante. Nick Yonce is finally back into the ring and meets Lanier Riley they decide to climb the ladder!!!! Chris McClane is in the cage. McClane and Swagger are going at it!!!! Swagger with a SWAGGER DDT!!!!! What a move!!! What a battle!!! Reaper is going back up now!!! We got three more men on their way up!!! We have a chair brawl on the ramp. Exodus, Cyris Raven, Roadkill, Trenton Sharpe and Damien all with chairs going to work clobbering each other over the skulls!
4:00 Minutes Remaining to Enter the Cage
Currently: Kurt Swagger/ Chris McClane
Swagger and McClane are battling away. Lanier Riley and Nick Yonce on their way up! Tyrone Algaurd with the Semi Bumper!!! He clobbers NICK YONCE!!! He falls off the ladder!!! TA is pounding away at him!!! Reaper grabs TA from behind and Tyler Lee steals the bumber and climbs to ringside and pounds the hand cuffs with the bumper trying to break Dan Dehart free. Dan is in bad shape from all the attacks!!! Exodus dives into the ring and to the top ropes he then leaps to the ladder and begins to climb!!! Cyris Raven, hits Exodus in the back!!! Bur Roadkill hits him!!! Trenton Sharpe hits him!!! We got a brawl around the ladder!!! none of them can get up it and each giving each other more chair shots!!! Damien slides in a table!!! Darren dives off the apron knocking Tyler Lee away from DeHart and slams him into the steps!!! Then rolls into the other ring and clears out the group of guy with his storage door! Then Darren begins to climb!!! Exodus still above him, and still climbing!!! Tyler Lee winds up!!! HUGE WHACK!!! Breaking the cuffs around Dan's wrists!!! Dan jumps up and runs into the other ring and grabs Darren!!!! DEVASTATOR!!!!! DEVASTATOR!!!! Then Dan begins to climb!!! Dante and G-Crusher are fighting in the corner. Lanier riley rolls into the ring.
3:00 Minutes Remaining to Enter the Cage
Currently: Kurt Swagger/ Chris McClane/ Lanier Riley
Dan is on his way up!!! Exodus just about to climb into the cage door!!! Drop kick to the face by Lanier Riley!!!! EXODUS is going down!!!! 18 feet down!!! Exodus takes out Dan Dehart on his way down!!!! Both guys are down and out!!!! Trenton Sharpe begins to climb!!! Roadkill follows grabbing his foot. Trenton kicks him off!!!! Roadkill falling a few feet!!! THRU THE TABLE DAMIEN SET UP!!!! Damien grabs Darren Anthony!!! CHICAGO SIDEWINDER!!!! Another POWERBOMB!!!! Darren sits back up!?!?!?! Cyris Raven and Damien get double clotheslined over the ropes by Darren. Darren and Dan Dehart now fighting. Kurt Swagger is slamming the World Champs face into the cage!!! The World Champ is getting manhandled by the NA Champ in the cage!!!! Nick Yonce is getting his from Tyrone Alguard!!! TA whips Yonce towards the Semi Truck!!! NO!!! Reversed!!! TA face first into the semi!!!! Tyler Lee grabs Cyris Raven ICON DDT!!!! Tyler Lee grabs Damien, SHOWSTOPPA!!!! Trenton Sharpe has rolled into the cage!!! Exodus and Darren pounding Dan into the mat!!!! Reaper and G-Crusher and Dante all battling!!! Reaper slams them both and begins to climb!!! No one is around to keep Reaper from going up.
2:00 Minutes Remaining to Enter the Cage
Currently: Kurt Swagger/Chris McClane/ Lanier Riley/ Trenton Sharpe
Reaper is at the top! Lanier Riley tries to beat him down!!! But Reaper with an eye rake and rolls into the ring!!! Dante and G-Crusher both begin to climb the ladder!!!! Kurt Swagger leaves Chris McClane tied in the ropes and beats on Trenton Sharpe!!! He whips him into the CAGE!!! Then towards the door! Reversed and Kurt went face first but hung on and slide away. Tyler Lee is still trying to handle Damien and Cyris Raven they have spilt into the crowd! Fans are going nuts!!!! Roadkill and Exodus are beating each other now!!! Exodus with a TOP ROPE DROP KICK!!!! Huge move!!!! Roadkill gets right back up!!! STUNNER!!! Roadkiller on Exodus Roadkill begins to climb the ladder!!! DARREN WITH THE DOOR TO THE SKULL!!!! Roadkill falls right off!!! Dan ducks a door shot!! Off the ropes SPEAR!!!! SPEAR!!!! TA grabs Yonce's foot so he can't get into the ring!!!! Yonce tries to beat him off with lefts and rights!!! But he can not!!!! Dan Dehart is flying up the ladder!!!! He is almost to the top!!! A bunch of men are clogging the door so Dan cannot get it!!! But Reaper clears them out of the way!!!!
1:00 Minute Remaining to Enter the Cage
Currently: Kurt Swagger/Chris McClane/Lanier Riley/ Trenton Sharpe/ Reaper
Dan rolls into the cage!!! He gets mauled!!! Chris McClane starts taking care of Trenton Sharpe!!! Lanier from behind clobbers the Champ!!! Lanier with a FALLING POWERBOMB!!!!! Swagger and Lanier grab Trenton!!! Sends him FACE FIRST!!! Thru the cage doors!!!! Trenton goes flying!!!! TRENTON LANDS ON THE ANNOUNCER BOOTH over 18 feet down!!!! Swagger and Lanier reforming? Or just working together?!?!! Either way! Count Trenton out!!!! Darren is up and climb he has Roadkill and Cyris Raven pounding on him!!! He leaps off!!! ELBOW DROP TO THEM BOTH!!! Darren right back up and begins climbing!!! Nick Yonce trying to roll into the ring!!! Again Tyrone Algaurd holding his leg!!! These two once good friends and now TA is the one keeping him from advancing to the cage. Yonce ducks a left!! Kick to the gut!!! TIGER DRIVER 89!!!! Ohh man!!! TA won't stop Nick now!!! He rolls in the ring!!! Tyler Lee begins to climb the ladder!!! BUT Ponce grabs him!!!! OUTSIDERS EDGE!!! To ringside right into Tyrone Alguard!!! Ohh my!!!! It is all for yourself!!! Darren is up the ladder!!! He reaches in!!! No!!! Reaper and Dan are there to stop him!!! Darren has no way in!!!! Darren grabs the cage and begins to climb up the cage!!!! Dan doesn't like it and follows him up the cage!!! Darren and Dan are going to fight on the top of this suspended cage over 25 feet above the cold hard unforgiving cement below!!!! Darren to the top!!! Everyone in the ring is totally brawling!!! Tyler Lee and Tyrone are trying to get back to the ladder before time runs out!!!! Tyler Lee pulls free and dives in the ring!!! He climbs the ladder as fast as he possible can!!!! Cyris Raven and Roadkill are fighting it out!!! Damien and Exodus are fighting on the apron!!! Side russian leg sweep!!! THRU A TABLE AT RINGSIDE!!!! Time is almost up!!! Nick Yonce on one ladder and Tyler Lee on the other side are climbing as fast as they can........5..........4.........3........2....they roll in just in time!!!
BUZZER SOUNDS!!!!
Last Man Standing Suspended Cage Match
Elimated by Pinfall/ Submission/ or Falling to the Ground or any Ring below
Participants: Kurt Swagger/ Chris McClane/ Lanier Riley/ Reaper/ Dan Dehart/ Darren Anthony/ Nick Yonce/ Tyler Lee
Darren and Dan Dehart are on top of the cage!!! There is a big opening on the top and Dan tries to shove Darren thru it. Darren hangs on for life and then mule kicks Dan!!! HEART ATTACK ON THE CHAIN FENSE ON TOP OF THE CAGE!!!!! Darren taunts the crowd!!!! Pin!!!!! Darren has to get the refs attention!!!! The ref counts from the cage. 1..........2...........3NO!!! KICKOUT!!!! Darren is pissed!!!! Dan with a SPEAR!!! Pulls up Darren!!! DEVASTATOR!!!! On the fense!!!! COVE.....wait!!!! Dan just left him there!!!! DAN IS CLIMBING DOWN?!!?!?!?!? He is getting back in the ring and NOT finishing off Darren!!!! What the hell?!!?!
Tyler Lee and Reaper former tag champs are beating the puke out of the current tag champ, Nick Yonce!!! What a brutal LAW beating! Dan finally gets back in the ring!!! Everyone tired from getting to the cage!!!! Lanier and Kurt Swagger help out Ponce!!! Is this the reformation of No Gimmicks Needed?!?!!? Darren jumps thru the whole of the cage!!!! LANDS on Reaper!!! What a suicide drop!!!! Dan clobbers Darren again!!! Reaper is helped up and goes to the top ropes!!! LIGHTS OUT FALLING HEAD BUTT!!!! What a move!!!! Reaper nailed Darren!!! Chris McClane is getting a rest in the corner. Nick Yonce pounds the LAW off Darren!!! Darren and Yonce are cleaning house!! Taking out Mcclane, Dan, Reaper, Tyler Lee!!! Swagger and Lanier keeping their distance!!! Swagger!!! TRUTH OR CONSEQUENCE to Reaper!!!! Darren with a cover!!! 1...........2...........3!!!! Dan dove for a save but was clotheslined by Yonce!!!!
Reaper Eliminated by Darren Anthony
7 men remaining
Reaper forced by the ref to climb down the ladder!!! Reaper very tired and pissed that he was double teamed!!! Tyler Lee and Dan Dehart now trying to do the same thing!!! NOT GONNA WORK!!! McClane snuck behind Tyler Lee!!! PARALYZER!!! Lanier Riley up top!!!! McClane with a cover!!! 1...........2.........STRICTLY BIZ DROP STOPS THE COUNT!!!! Dan grabs Yonce!!! DEVASTATOR!!!! Darren attacks Dan to stop a pin!!!! Dan with a hip toss!!! Then ducks a Lanier clothesline!!! Off the ropes!!! SPEARS McClane!!! Dan speared the champ!!! Lanier and Swagger tackle Dan Dehart!!! McClane and Darren both stomp away at Tyler Lee!!! Tyler Lee gets to his feet!!! SUPERKICK by McClane!!! Tyler Lee ducked and it hit Darren in the jaw!!!! Tyler Lee grabs Darren!!! ICON DDT!!!! Grabs McClane!! SHOWSTOPPA!!!!NO!!!! McClane dropped behind!!! PARALYZER!!!! Cover!!!! 1............2............3!!!! Tyler Lee is gone!!! The ICON is out!!!!
Tyler Lee Eliminated by Chris McClane
6 men remaining
Only Dan left of the LAW!! He is still being demolished by Lanier. Darren up and smashes the Champs face into the fense!!! Darren is clobbered from behind by Swagger! INVERTED DDT!!! WHOAH! Swagger then dodges McClanes fist!!! SWAGGER DDT!!! Kurt is going wild!!! Chris McClane rolls out the door and climbs down the ladder!!! What is he doing!?!?!!? Chris McClane has eliminated himself!!!!
Chris McClane Eliminate himself
5 men remaining
McClane has a mic: "I am the World Champion, I am too good to be in this match."
The crowd boos!!! Darren in the ring grabs Dan and calls for the Heart Attack!!! AGAIN!!! NO!! DDT!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!?!!?!? From the rafters!!! It's Reaper again!!! Somehow he has made his way into the rafter and is now on the top of the cage!!!!! LIGHTS OUT!!!!! LIGHTS OUT HEADBUTT BY REAPER!!!!! OHH MY GOD!!! WHAT A MOVE!!!! Reaper and Dan then whip Darren!!! OUT THE DOOR!!!! Darren FALLS 20 FEET TO THE RING BELOW!!!! The ref yells at Reaper and tells him to exit!!!! Reaper agrees and climbs down to a HUGE OVATION!!!!!!!
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