SlamFest 2000 (Live Cybercast)
Sunday, April 30th
3 PM Central Time Live in the BJWC Chat Room
Staples Center, California
(A sky view of the Staples Center, California and the thousands of cars parked in miles radius of the buidling. "Slam Fest Theme" hits the speakers and the entire BJWC Crowd jumps to their feet. The SlamFest pyros go off. Orange and Red explosions across the arena. And the famous BJWC Pyros that go from one side of the arena to the other. The SlamFest logo smashes onto the screen as the noise is simply deafening. Signs are skattered thru the arena, "Welcome to SlamFest Land!" "Hart for President" "Darren Anthony kicks ass, And that is....... a BJWC Addict.....Garuntee" "Border Magic a WorldWide Tragic" "MADREAN aka Ma Dream"The Dork Show Brandon Lloyd!" "Dante "HIT" me baby one more time!" "Bring back Commish KAHN!" "The Hardcore Title the only one that matters!" "Join the Yonce Yellers Fan Club" "CommASSioner Hart" "McClane is Roadkill!" plus many others. The crowd is going simply nuts. Highlights from these last few weeks play. Highlights of Billy Jay running Riot with Yonce getting Billy Jay to sign himself Bloodlines. Clips of Brian doing Bloodlines with highlights of some of his inventive matches and exciting stipulations. Clips of Darren's Bloodlines. Clips of Nick Yonce's Bloodlines. Clips of him only two days ago, announcing the dropping of the World Title to be faught for tonight in the 5-Count World Title Match! The annoucement of Yonce, Billy Jay, and Hart's Stable War Match and then the BJWC Logo hits the screen.)
("Calm like a Bomb" hits. Here comes Billy Jay. He has a lot on his mind. He has his patented red BJWC suit, with a orange Slam Fest logo on the back. He enters the ring with his mic, listens to the boos, and then speaks.)
Billy Jay: Welcome BJWC Fans and Addicts to the BJWC's Slam Fest 2000! And California are you ready for the event that will rock the entire STATE? (Cheers) Good, Good. Now since you probably all know what I'm gonna say, about how I'm gonna kick Hart's ass, and Yonce's ass, so I'll spare you the speech. I'll spare you the time. So we can get right to Slam Fest 2000! And folks get ready........ because the PPV has begun!!!!
(Fans cheer as Billy Jay exits to pyros for Slam Fest and banners that were rolled become unrolled from the ceiling. And James Edgebrook is found sitting at his desk.)
James Edgebrook: There will be a NEW Champion TONIGHT! SlamFest will make history. Plus, a very interesting Tag Turmoil Match. Not to mention one hell of a Tag Match, a TV Rumble, a Women's Title Match, and possibly the MOST interesting, the STABLE WARS, between all the three TOP PEOPLE in the BJWC! All starting stables to take each other out and they will be fighting in the Double Main Event! Brandon Lloyd and Darren Anthony, one will walk out the NEW BJWC Champion. These two have faughten before. But this is by far the most important meeting of their entire lifes. The Pay Per View opening match is NOW!
We have the Television Title match up next. Dante just won the Title from Madrean, which really pissed Cyris Raven off. But you knew it was coming. Then you have the Golden Boy of the BJWC, TA Tyrone Alguard. He has a lot going for him. He maybe should be gunning for a higher belt, but this TV Match will test his return power. Then you have the Bloodlines champ. Damien, he has become a name here and could further climb the hill by winning ANOTHER title tonight! You have a sleeper, Dominator, who I feel is often overlooked. He is a real force to rekon with a could steal this one if somebody doesn't take him out. Then you have a former BJWC Television Star, Masta Killa, he was always gunning for this title and has returned and once again is out for it again. This could be his night! What a match this should be.
Television Title Battle Royale
Feet Touch the Floor you are Eliminated until two men Remain the last two must win by pinfall or submission
Dante Calavria (TV Champion)
Vs
Tyrone Alguard
Vs
Masta Killa
Vs
Damien (Bloodlines Champion)
Vs
Dominator
Damien makes his way out to a nice reaction wearing the Bloodlines belt proudly around his waist. Fans have really grown to him. Damien's stock has really risen these last few weeks. Could this be his night?
Masta Killa out next. Fans cheer him on. A good reaction for a former BJWCite. He seems ready to go. You can see his new t-shirt that displays his new logo.
Dominator, who at one time looked to get into the Hardcore Division, then into TV Division decided to stick with it, and it has paid off as he has his chance to take home the gold.
Damien, Masta Killa, and Dominator are all ready to go. The stage seems set. The four look at the entry way as the lights start to dim out. A bright spotlight is shining to a stage next to the entrance! What is going on? Suddenly, "Bawitdaba" by Kid Rock is being played! WAIT! KID ROCK IS HERE!! Kid Rock is performing LIVE!! What a surprise!! Behind the fog two lights can be seen and a revving noise can be heard. The fans jump to their feet and out comes a BMW Z8 drive by T.A!!! He stops at the top of the entry ramp and stands up and gets out. Danica gets out with the help of T.A. She is looking more alive than ever. T.A. gets a mic and out of his car.
T.A.: Aight you pieces of SHIT. Finally I get my shot and just like that first ever battle royal that I was in for that damned Hardcore Title, I will walk in that ring with you four and ANNIHILATE each and every one of you!!
WINNER: Dante, still BJWC World TV Champ
James Edgebrook: What an opening battle. Dante and TA Tyrone Alguard restarting their fued from the old days! And with them two lasting to the last two I think their fued may have just been restarted, and both are former champs. What does Hart have against Dante? I'm a bit suprised and confused about that move. It explains nothing. We will have to wait and find out I guess. That was one hell of a battle. And the OMA walks away keeping his title. He has made an immediate impact.
Next match is.......wait we have word Jeph Phillips has just met up with some arriving stars. Let's go check it out!!!!
Jeph Phillips meeting Arriving Superstars
(Darren Anthony with Jennifer Streaks, Cyris Raven with Madrean, and Nick Yonce all exit an Emerald green limo backstage. The fans are going nuts as they watch this scene on the BJ-O-Tron. Darren is wearing white cargo shorts, and a "PONCE" shirt. Jeph Phillips comes out of nowhere, breathing heavy, and holding a mic wanting an interview with the top stable in the BJWC. He approaches Darren, whom has a big night ahead of him.)
Jeph: Darren, can I get a few words from the man of the hour?
(Darren gives him a look and chuckles a bit.)
Darren: Man of the hour? No, I am not the beast, the wolverine, the man the myth and the god damn legend. I am not Fas, not by along shot. I am the man of the day, the year, and the rest of your pitaful life. I am Darren Anthony, THE BJWC World Champion, the Future, and don't you forget it.
Jeph: So, tonight is a big night for you. Your first real title short, and against a man that you have had a long standing fued with here in the BJWC, Brandon Lloyd.
(Darren cuts him off)
Darren: Fued? No. War is more like it, but we put all of that behind us. This is about respect, gold, and knowing that your the better man. The fact is, I don't need Jennifer, Cyris, Nick, or Madrean to win this match. There will be no NGN, only me, and you Brandon. Can you really handle it? Can you hold up under the pressure? Can you take the gold?
Jeph: Well, good luck Darren, and may the best man win.
(Darren smiles)
Darren: Don't worry, I will.
[The scene fades]
James Edgebrook: Well, looks like Darren is very confident about his match. He may have to work harder than he ever has before. Lloyd won the World LONG ago in the WC that was Billy Jay's first ever fed. But was handed the belt. And now it is the BJWC and Lloyd has yet to win this World Title, and Darren Anthony, has been mixing it up with the top dogs for a while and now he could become the TOP DOG!!!!
Rebecca is the record logest reigning Women's Champ in BJWC History plus she has had it multiple times! Now this mystery opponet may end her streak. I wonder who it is? My guess is Madrean. And if it is I see her taking the gold from McClanes' girl. This should be one hell of a battle whoever it may be. I got money on the fact that McClane will get involved and help his girl.
Women's Title Match
Rebecca (Women's Champ)
Vs
Mystery Opponent
"Hate Me Now" hits the speakers and out steps Rebecca with Chris McClane who will have a NA Title shot against Roadkill later tonight! Rebecca may end her World Record Reign right here. They get in the ring.
They are awaiting this mystery opponent. Out steps?.......!??!?!!?!?!?!?! It looks like a guy dressed in drag. The name on the TRON is Jacklyn "The Mack" Jagla. Ohh.....it is Jack "The Mack" dressed in drag!!! This is not fair!!! McClane and Rebecca complain to the ref. That he is a guy he slides in head first and begins plummling Rebecca and the ref makes McClane exit the ring!!!! The bell rings!!! This match is underway!!! McClane already trying to get involved trying to grab his foot!!! Jacklyn grabs Rebecca tries a spear Jacyln didn't even step back!!! POWERBOMB to Rebecca!!! McClane tries to get in the ring!!! Jack the Mack attacks him off the apron!!! He lifts Rebecca again!!! Sit out driver!!! Cover using the ropes!!! 1............2......McClane pulls his leg!!! The ref threatens to DQ Rebecca!!! McClane says do it!!! Since she would then keep her title!!! He dives into the ring!!! Rebecca has her belt!!! Tries to hit Jacklyn!! He ducks!!! SHE NAILED McClane!!! She tends to him!!! Mack grabs her!!! Jumping DDT!!!! Cover!!!! 1............2..........3!!! He won it!!! He rolls out of the ring and runs up the ramp quickly beofre Mcclane figures out what happens!!!! This is horrible a man can not have the Women's Title, it is just not right. I wonder what Mcclane will do when he finds out?
WINNER: Jacklyn "The Mack" Jagla
James Edgebrook: I can not believe this. Jack "The Mack" has just stolen one from Chris McClane's girl. Rebecca and McClane must be REALLY upset! I can not Jack "The Mack" just did that. He will have hell to pay. That is for sure.
Tonights next match up is the Tag Turmoil Match. Three teams have signed the dotted line. So the match has changed from Turmoil rules, to a Tag Title Triple Threat! The only Tag Champ that is in this match is Trenton Sharpe. But who is his partner going to be? We never found out last week. So Trenton will be coming out last with his mystery partner. We know Roadkill will be wrestling in this Tag Match but have no idea who his partner is, Same goes for Taurus. We have heard he is in the match with somebody, but who?
Tag Title Triple Threat Match
Elimination Style
Trenton Sharpe/ ????? Partner (Tag Champs)
Vs
Roadkill/????? Parnter
Vs
Taurus/ ????? Partner
"Dragula" by Rob Zombie hits the speakers and out comes Taurus. The fans are on fire. He has a Hardcore Match later on tonight. So he better take it easy if he plans to win that Hardcore later tonight! Taurus stops a few steps down the ramp turns around and points at the entrance!!! A newcomer steps out of the entrance!!! I've heard about this guy!!! He's the BJWC's Rookie Sensation!! It's Chaos!!! Chaos!!!!! He is Taurus' partner!!! I have heard he is one hardcore son of a bitch. The crowd give a huge pop as the two begin by laying a table across four open chairs in the ring!!! The fans can already tell these two are gonna be two hardcore phenoms in this match!!!!
(Suddenly the lights go out! A low thundering echoes through the arena, slowly turning into the opening drums of Marilyn Manson's "The Beautiful People". The crowd goes crazy in recognition of the entrance, and white spotlights flash like lightning in harmony with the drums.)
(As the guitar riffs rip through the music, ROADKILL steps out from behind to a loud cheer. He walks to the ring calmly, staring emotionlessly into the crowd. He is wearing his black jean shorts, and a black leather jacket with "RK" on the back, and is carrying the North American Title draped across his shoulder!)
(Roadkill reaches the ring and rolls in underneath the bottom rope. Standing in the center of the ring next to the table set on chairs, Roadkill raises both arms up - one fist is clenched tightly and the other hand holds up the NA belt, as the turnbuckles spray white fireworks as the arena lights up. The hot crowd roars to welcome Roadkill!!)
(Roadkill signals to the ring announcer for the microphone - it is promptly tossed to him. Roadkill raises the microphone to his mouth, as the fans are going wild and chanting his name!!)
ROADKILL: In a world he did not create, he will go through it as if it were his own. Making: half man, half beast. Don't know what the f*ck it is, but it's a sonnuva b!tch, it's your NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPION, and it calls itself...
(The crowd yells out in unision "ROADKILL!" to complete the catchphrase!!)
ROADKILL: Los Angeles, California...
(The crowd cheers to hear their hometown named...)
ROADKILL: ...I stand before you, ladies and gentlemen, as number TWO in singles competition in BJWC! And not only will I leave Staples Centre tonight as the number two in singles competition, but I will also leave as NUMBER ONE IN TAG TEAM COMPETITION!!
(Crowd cheers)
ROADKILL: So I know you, the fans have been waiting for this... I know everyone backstage has been waiting... so without further ado, introducing The 'Killer's TAG TEAM PARTNER, he is...
(MALICE'S MUSIC PLAYS!!!! Malice makes his way out, to a mixed chorus of boos and cheers!! )
JAMES EDGEBROOK: IT'S MALICE!!! MALICE IS ROADKILL'S PARTNER!!!!
(Roadkill looks a little pissed, probably because Malice interrupted him! Malice rolls into the ring, and grabs Roadkill's arm and raises it!! Roadkill pulls his arm away from Malice, with a confused look on his face!! Malice grabs the microphone...)
MALICE: THAT'S RIGHT!! It was ME all along!!! The 'Killer and I go WAAAAY back, as drinking buddies in college!! And now, we're back together and WILL BE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!!
(The crowd cheers, as Roadkill is off in the corner shaking his head!)
What a team they should be. Can Taurus and Chaos be hardcore enough to take out these two stars. What a RETURN for Malice. The crowd is going wild! This should be one hell of a battle. Now let's see what Trenton Sharpe has come up with tonight!!!!
"Wicked Garden" by Stone Temple Pilots hits and the CURRENT Tag Title Champion steps out to a HUGE ovation!!! This crowd knows he is related to Dan dehart, and now he is getting ovations because of it. Since Dan Dehart is gone the crowd needs to find somebody to cheer for. Looks like in this match it will be Trenton. But Roadkill's Fans are close behind. Trenton has both titles? Does this mean he has no partner tonight!!!???
Trenton stands in the ring and holds both titles above his head. The other two tag teams circle around him. He points to the entrance!! They all look!!!! CRACK!!!! He clobbers Taurus and Chaos in the face with the Tag Belts!!!! Now Malice grabs Trenton!!!! We have a great brawl to begin the match!!! The ref gets Roadkill and Taurus to get on the apron but they quickly yell at each other and it ends up in a fight at ringside. Those two both have matches later tonight, both for Titles!!!! So they better not get too worked up!!! Chaos the BJWC Rookie his RING DEBUT and he is kicking ass!!! He lifts and TOSSES Trenton Sharpe THRU THE TABLE!!! The fans go nuts!!!! Taurus at ringside slams a Garbage can over the head of Roadkill. Then tosses another into the ring for Chaos look at this rookie Tag Team go!!! They are cleaning house!!! Chaos lays the garbage can on the mat!!! DDT on Malice!!! NO!!! Reversed!!! sIDEWALK SLAM by Malice!!! Crushing that can to tin foil. Trenton Sharpe grabs a peice of that table!!! CRACKs it over Malice's back!!! A Lion Tamer!!! Roadkill could make a tag if he got on the apron but he choose to ignore him and let his partner get worked over!!! Malice may be in big trouble!!! Finally he gets to the ropes!!! Trenton turns around!!! CHAIRSHOT!!!! Chaos with a HUGE Chairshot to Trenton!!!! Powerbomb by Chaos!!! He covers Malice!! 1.............2............Saved by Roadkill!!!! Roadkill finally helping out Malice!!! No chemistry between this two, it is almost like Roadkill does not want to be his partner!!! Everyone is in the ring now!!! OHH MY!!!! Taurus and Chaos lifts ROADKILL and SLAMS HIM WITH A DOUBLE BULLDOG FACE FIRST ONTO AN OPEN CHAIR!!!!! This Hardcore Tag Team is on fire!!!! DOUBLE SPEAR to Trenton and Malice at the same time!!!! Trenton rolls to ringside!!! The Hardcore Tag Team grabs Malice again! Sits him on the top ropes!!! Roadkill is up!!! But he just watches!!! Malice up on the top ropes with Taurus!!!! TAURUS is going for a PUMP HANDLE SLAM from the top ropes with the added effects by Chaos!!!! YES!!! A double team PUMP HANDLE SLAM FROM THE TOP ROPES!!!! Roadkill just watched!!!! Cover!!!! 1.............2.............3!!! WHAT IS ROADKILL DOING?!?!!? He watched Malice get pinned!!! The ref is telling Roadkill he is gone!!! The Hardcore Tag Team is attack from behind by Trenton Sharpe!!! They start a gang beatin on him!!! They have the tag titles and are beatin Trenton with his own Tag Titles!!! Roadkill and Malice are walking up the ramp!!!! WAIT!!!! ROADKILLER!!!! ROADKILLER!!!! Roadkill just hit his own partner with his finisher!!!! As Taurus covers Trenton, Roadkill slides in the ring!!! The ref counts!!!! 1...........2...........3NO!!! Saved by Roadkill!!!! Trenton and ROADKILL are a TEAM!!!! It was a set up!!!! Roadkill and Trenton go to work!!! The Hardcore Team was not ready for Roadkill and Trenton to be working together like this!!! They whip Taurus and Chaos together!!! They send payback hitting them with the Tag Titles!!! Roadkill hits the ROADKILLER on Chaos!!!! Trenton grabs Taurus The Sharks Tooth!!!! The power bomb!!!! Double pin!!!! 1.............2...........3!!! It's over!!! Roadkill pulled a fast one on Malice and Malice is pissed off!!! And he has good reason!!! Trenton was alone to start, but Malice got less help than anyone!!! So Trenton somehow is STILL a Tag Champion!!! how long has it been? Trenton keeps finding ways to remain Tag Champion!!!! What a match!!!!
WINNER: Trenton Sharpe and Roadkill NEW BJWC Tag Team Champions
James Edgebrook: WHAT A MATCH!!!! Roadkill screwed Malice!!! And Roadkill and Trenton were in on it all along!!! The fans loved it!!! Roadkill a fan favorite and Trenton related to Dan Dehart, makes them the biggest fan favorites and now with the tag belts, I think we have found a winning combination!!!! But what a screw job!!! Roadkill now NA and Tag Champion!!!! But he may not be NA champion after tonight. His match is up next. But what a Hardcore Tag Team. BJWC has had a lack of UNIQUE tag teams and we may have found one. Taurus has brought in Chaos,. and that pump handle slam from the top ropes ain't even their finisher!!!! Watch out for them, I predict they are tag champs in the near future. If it wasn't for Roadkill fooling us all, this new Hardcore Tag Team would have the belts right now!!!! Unbelievable battle!!!!
As I said now it is time, Roadkill must put up his North American Title against former Champ Chris McClane this should be a good one!!! Both are looking good. But both of these guys in my mind are even above the NA Title scene. So let us find out who will take this match. I predict McClane to win simply because Roadkill just faught in that Tag Match and took a few too many bumps and may pay for it now. But, at least these Roadkill fans will get to see him make another FABULOUS entrance.
North American Title Match
Roadkill (North American Champ/ Tag Champ)
Vs
Chris McClane
(Suddenly the lights go out! A low thundering echoes through the arena, slowly turning into the opening drums of Marilyn Manson's "The Beautiful People". The crowd goes crazy in recognition of the entrance, and white spotlights flash like lightning in harmony with the drums.)
(As the guitar riffs rip through the music, ROADKILL steps out from behind to a loud cheer. He walks to the ring calmly, staring emotionlessly into the crowd. He is wearing his black jean shorts, and a black leather jacket with "RK" on the back, and is carrying the North American Title draped across his shoulder!)
(Roadkill reaches the ring and rolls in underneath the bottom rope. Standing in the center of the ring, Roadkill raises both arms up - one fist is clenched tightly and the other hand holds up the NA belt, as the turnbuckles spray white fireworks as the arena lights up. The hot crowd roars to welcome Roadkill!!)
(Roadkill signals to the ring announcer for the microphone - it is promptly tossed to him. Roadkill raises the microphone to his mouth, as the fans are going wild and chanting his name!!)
ROADKILL: Nice to see you again as well!!
(The crowd cheers wildly)
ROADKILL: Now Chris McClane. You know, last night I had a little time on my hands, so I went to a nearby Internet Cafe and did some surfin'. Yes, The 'Killer's a computer nerd, very funny. So I logged onto the BJWC website, and took a gander at your profile. And I must say...
(...as Roadkill nods his head...)
ROADKILL: ...VERY impressive. Tag Champ, TV Champ, WORLD Champ... and TWICE you held this baby...
(Roadkill taps the North American Title, still draped across his shoulder)
ROADKILL: ...with the longest reign ever. Like I said... very impressive. So I sat there, staring at the screen with the mouse in my right hand and a beer in my left...
(The crowd cheers at the mention of beer)
ROADKILL: And I said to myself: "SELF, how can I EVER beat this guy?? I mean, LOOK at all those accomplishments." And when I couldn't come up with an answer, I realized... I don't NEED an answer. The fact of the matter is, I just starting tasting glory... victory... accomplishment. This title feels F*CKIN' great on my shoulder! And I realized... I ain't ready to give it up. Not just yet. No, I kinda LIKE being the North American Champion, I LIKE holding the number two belt in BJWC. So Christian... you can throw your best at me... you can throw your accomplishments at me... hell, throw in a Paralyzer or two! But THIS belt is going out of Slamfest on MY SHOULDER, like it OR NOT. And f*ck, I don't expect you to!!
"Hate Me Now" hits and out comes the titleless Rebecca and the forme rChamp Chris McClane. He looks VERY upset!!! He is ready for a big fight. Not only has Rebecca's title been taken from her, he has also taken a few bumps from the Jack "The Mack" and now is thru being upset!!! He jump into the ring pointing a threatening finger at Roadkill. The ref calls for the bell.....wait!!!!
"Calm like a Bomb!" Here comes Billy Jay!!! What the hell is he doing out here? Has one of these two joined XTF? Well, Billy Jay has stopped on the ramp and has something exciting to say it looks like.
Billy Jay: Roadkill now I know you've just taken a beating, and I know you do not wanna lose your preciuos NA Title. And I also want to offer you a chance to join XTF! Bu tyou turned me down!! Well, here is the deal, if you join XTF tonight you do not have to defend your title! What do you say?
Roadkill: Well, what the hell! It can't hurt!! Let's do it!!! (Fans boo)
Chris McClane: Billy Jay, what the fuck are you talking about???? You can not just take my shot away from me. First you take away Lloyd and now this??? Looks like I'm gonna have to come down there and kick your XTF ASS!!!! (as he begins stepping thru the ropes to a nice pop)
Billy Jay: Hold your horses. I am not done! Good move on your part Roadkill, as soon as you don't live up to XTF's expectations McClane gets his NA Shot!!!!
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