Chris McClane: Screw that!!!
Billy Jay: I AM NOT DONE YET!!!! Settle down! Now, sense I still want this match to go down, and I still want it to mean something, and since both of you dissirve a shot to glory again. THIS IS a NUMBER ONE CONTENDER MATCH!!!! Is that good enough for you Chris?
(McClane nods and attacks Roadkill as Billy Jay exits to a huge pop about that announcement!!! Roadkill is the first announced member of XTF!!!! This is now to see who gets a World Title shot at next Riot!!!!)
World Number One Contender Match
Roadkill (NA Champ/Tag Champ)
Vs
Chris McClane
Neither man waits for the bell to ring!!! They quickly spill to ringside!!! This match is underway!!! Both men are
wailing away at each other with rights and lefts, with the brawler
Roadkill gaining the upper hand! Roadkill drives McClane towards the
ring. Sharp with a low blow to stop Roadkill! McClane tries to whip
Roadkill into the guardrail, but Roadkill reverses it! INTO THE STEEL
STEPS!! Roadkill rolls McClane into the ring, as FINALLY the bell actually
sounds.
McClane pulls him back into the ring!!! Roadkill is missing some big moves!!! A lunging forearm misses big!! McClane with a falling gut wrench powerbomb. Pin 1............2........KICKOUT!!! It almost was over. You can tell Roadkill is lacking something here. Probably from last match! He is really being manhandled!!! McClane hits a snap mare!! MICHIGAN CLOVERLEAF!!!! He locked it on!!! Fans are chanting for Roadkill!!! Roadkill looks at the ref trying to make him force McClane to break the hold. The ref cannot do it!!! Roadkill is out!!! The ref checks his arm!!! But Roadkill holds it up!!! Fans are going nuts!!! Roadkill drags McClane to the ropes!!! Rope break!!! McClane with a charge off the ropes!!! NO!!! Backbody drop!!!! They are back outside the ring, McClane coming to pick up Roadkill... LOW BLOW!
This gives Roadkill a well-needed breather, but he refuses to rest!
Quickly a swinging neckbreaker onto the concrete! Roadkill walks over
to the timekeeper's table, and grabs the bell! *BONG* Roadkill clocks
McClane with the bell!! The referee is out to yell at Roadkill, as we
see Chris McClane is bleeding from his forehead! Roadkill ignores the
ref's pleas, and runs McClane's head into the steel steps! Roadkill
picks him up and steps on top of the stairs. OH NO! Roadkill...
PILEDRIVES MCCLANE ON THE STEPS! Chris McClane is out!
Roadkill once again picks him up, and rolls him into the ring. Roadkill
proceeds to throw the steel steps in as well! The referee is now in the
ring with Roadkill, arguing that this is not a hardcore match! As the
two yell and the referee is getting the steps out, a bloodied McClane
manages to hit Roadkill from behind! It's amazing Chris McClane is
still standing! That bell shot has left him wide open. Blood is running wild!! McClane flops Roadkill back into the ring!!! McClane with another Michigan Cloverleaf!!! This time Roadkill wiggles free just before he can lock it on!!!! Roadkill comes at McClane but runs right into a TILT a WHIRL BACKBREAKER!!! cover! 1.............2......KICKOUT!!! Roadkill reaching deep to find that one. Roadkill with a lunging clothesline. Both men down!! Both men now barely making it to their feet . Chris McClane walks over
to Roadkill, and whips him into the ropes... a clothesline attempt
fails, as Roadkill ducks! Kick to the gut!! ROADKILLER! NO!!! MCCLANE
pushes Roadkill off! BELLY-TO-BACK SUPLEX!! Roadkill is out!!!
McClane COVERS!!! ONE!! TWO!! THR... KICK OUT!! How did he get
out?!?! McClane with a look of disbelief on his face!! Roadkill barely
to his feet... McClane picks him up... PARALYZER!!! NO HE COULDN't GET it off!!! Belly to belly suplex!!!
1..............2..............3NO!!! KICKOUT!!!! OH MY GOD!! MCCLANE IS FUMING!!! HOW IN GOD'S NAME DID THE 'KILLER KICK OUT!?!?! McClane is yelling at the referee!!! Look out behind!! ROADKILL IS
STANDING!! McClane turns around... ROADKILLER!!! ROADKILLER!!! BOTH
MEN ARE OUT!! ROADKILL CAN'T MAKE THE COVER!! The ref is counting both
men down... Roadkill is moving... he puts his arm on McClane!! ONE!!!
TWO!! THR... NOOOOOOOOH MY GOD! MCCLANE KICKS OUT!!! THE FANS ARE
GOING CRAZY!!! What a battle!!! Both men slowly getting up... both men down to their last breath!!
McClane over to Roadkill... picks him up for ANOTHER PARLYZER!!! NO!!!
ROADKILL SLIPS OUT BEHIND MCCLANE!! Roadkill picks him up on his
shoulders... DVD!! THE DEAD MAN'S END!!! NO!!! McClane gets free behind!!! BELLY TO BACK OVERHEAD RELEASE SUPLEX!!! McClane rolls to the Killers feet!!! MICHIGAN CLOVERLEAF!!! Again!!! The ref makes sure McClane is not adding leverage!!! REBECCA with a glass bottle!!! SHATTERED!!!!! She just clobbered him in the face with that bottle!!! But he still gets to the rope break!!! But Rebecca occupies the ref, as McClane has time to pull Roadkill into the center of the ring!!! How cheap is this?!?!!? Roadkill has some glass in his eye!!! He is yelling for the ref!!! The ref thinks he is tapping out!!! It's OVER!!! Roadkill tapped to the Michigan Cloverleaf!!!! I can't believe it and either can this roaring crowd!!!! Roadkill is upset. He claims he never tapped out, and was only yelling in pain!!!! What a close call for the ref!!! Wait!!! Roadkill kicks the ref!!! DEAD MAN's END!!!!! Death Valley Driver!!! The fans go nuts as a very upset Roadkill exits still rubbing his eye.
WINNER: Chris McClane World Title Number One Contender
James Edgebrook: What a great god damn match!!! I never seen two guys battle so hard for this even after they have both taken licks. Roadkill joins Billy Jay, so he didn't have to put up his title. Roadkill has a GREAT match even after fighting that Tag Match, and Roadkill never REALLY tapped out, and McClane kicks out of the Roadkiller and beat Roadkill for the number one contendership and Chris McClane will get a title shot at the NEXT Riot! Yet, after all that Roadkill still walks out with his NA Title and a Tag Championship around his waist!
Now we have three matches left. But they are HUGE ONES!!! We have the HUGE 5-Count Title Match, the much anticipated Stable War. And the Hardcore Title Battle. Cyris Raven, I have been told has come up with an AWESOME STIP for this match!!! So look for something special here!!! Let's see what is gonna go down!!!! Taurus who already attempted to win the Tag Titles and almost did it. Now has this match hopefully the Tag Match didn't wear him out. Then we have Sub Zero who not only pulled Madrean out of the shower but has been talking trash about her and Cyris Raven. Cyris is REALLY pissed and wants revenge tonight!!!!
Hardcore Title Triangle of Terror Match
Rules to be specified by the Hardcore Champ
Cyris Raven (Hardcore Champ)
Vs
Taurus
Vs
Sub Zero
"Dragula" by Rob Zombie hits the speakers and out comes Taurus. If Chaos could join him in this match would they ever clean up. They proved how hardcore they are earlier in that Tag Title match! Almost stealing the titles from BJWC Stars! Taurus is stopped at the bottom by BJWC Officials and Staff that are setting a STEEL GRATE ON THE WRESTLING RING!!! These fans are going nuts!!! The staff is setting tables around the entire ring and pouring gasoline on all of them. OH MY GOD?!?!!? What kinda death match is this?!?!!? Taurus is allowed onto that steel grate now!!! He makes sure it's sturdy and takes few deep breaths, not only is he gonna fight for the Hardcore Title, but he will have to fight for his LIFE in this match!!! This is obviously the stips of the CHAMP, Cyris Raven.
"Mythologies" plays over the speakers and all of a sudden the arena is
filled with boos when Sub-Zero steps out onto the ramp with a mic in his
hand. The fans take a while to die down, but Sub-Zero waits.
SZ: "You know, you fans really are suckers. I played you all like a 25 cent
arcade game."
(Fans are puzzled)
SZ: "I mean, i can't blame it all on you though, I mean, Cyris was the most
gullable. To think that you guys ohonestly believed it all. Didn't you
notice that when he left... I came?"
(Fans still don't know what the heck he is talking about, so they start to
boo)
SZ: "Incase you guys are in need of brain transplants, let me make it a
liiiittle more obvious."
(Sub-Zero reaches to the back of his head and unbuckles his mouth guard
and dew rag mask and slips it off in one motion... OH MY GOD! FOR THE LOVE
OF THE GOOD LORD IT BLADE! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS! SOMEBODY GET ME A NEW PAIR
OF UNDERWEAR! SUB-ZERO IS BLADE! I can't believe what i have just seen!
Sub-Zero has just revealed to the world that he is really Wayne "The Blade"
Coll! The fans are now going ballistic! They love it! They absolutely
LOOOOVE IT! They are insane! Blade is back!)
BLADE: "Don't worry, we can still be friends. Now what was that last line
you said Cyris? That I wasn't experienced and accomplished... NEWSFLASH! I
have been here a lot longer than both you and Tuarus combined! So why don't
both of you get you rumps down here so the BLADE CAN CUT....
(THE FANS GO ALONG WITH HIM! THIS IS GREAT!!!)
BLADE: "YOU............"
FANS: ".........UP!!!!!!!!"
BLADE: "Yeah..."
(The fans are insane! This is the biggest pop I have ever heard in my
life!!! For the love of god man, Blade is here, and he has a chance to win
the Hardcore title!!!!!)
This is a TOTAL shock!!! Sub Zero is Wayne "the Blade" Coll!!! Oh man this changes everything!! He climbs up onto the grate. He waits like Taurus getting ready for the fight of their lives.
"More Human Than Human" by White Zombie hits the arena. The fans boo and cheer depending on their feelings about CYRIS RAVEN!!! The Hardcore Champ, also a former TV Champ. And one of the best records in the BJWC today. HE IS STANDING ON TOP OF A HELL IN A CELL CAGE THAT IS LOWERING IN SINC WITH EACH RIFF IN THE GUITAR SOUNDS IN HIS SONG!!! This crowd is going wild!! What an entrance!!! He has a mic:
Cyris Raven: Pinfalls and Submissions are legal. But to win the match you must pin BOTH MEN!!!! So let's LIGHT THE TABLES!!!!!
(The hell in the cell is around the steel grate covers ring, but this CELL has a few openings in the top so you can go thru the top or come back down from the top. Wrestlers fight on the steel grate. In between the grate and the cell is a full layer of tables, all on fire to prevent any intruders. This is one hell of a match and you can tell be the volume of the crowd!!!!)
This MUST pin each man to win is a perfect way to stop anyone from double teaming anyone and screwing them of the Hardcore Title Chance!!! What are the odds that this is a CAGE TYPE OF MATCH!!! And Wayne "The Blade" Coll the KING of the KAGE!!!! Is in it?!!?!? I dunno but if I was Cyris Raven I would be a lot more afraid than before!!!!
The bell rings as Cyris Raven scales down the cage and jumps into the ring!!! Taurus and Blade go to work fighting their arch rival!!! I do not know how Cyris will survive this match!!! Blade is pointing to the top of the cage the fans roar!!! The flames make it hard to see in the ring. Smoke is filling up this arena. Blade jumps to the top ropes!!! Cyris Raven is shoved into the corner!!!! BLOODSWORD!!! NO!! Cyris grbas the ropes and Blade went neck first into the STEEL GRATE!!! Ouch!!! Taurus with a CHIN BUSTER!!! Now a sit out SCOOP SLAM!!! Taurus wants a quick pin!! 1..........2...KICKOUT!!! Cyris Raven tries to pull Taurus thru the ropes into the fire but Taurus hangs on and only feels the heat of the fire!!! The fans are going nuts!!! Cyris Raven clobbers Blade!!! Cyris Raven is going up the cage!!! He wants to get away from those two!!!! Blade is following him!!! Taurus grabs Blade off the CAGE!!! Kicks him off!!! BLADE FALL ONTO A BURNING TABLE!!! The fans go nuts!!! Blade quickly jumps away from the flame and back onto the grate in a LOT of pain!!! Taurus and Cyris Raven reach the top of the cage and trade lefts and rights!!!! WHAT A BATTLE!!! Cyris A CLOTHESLINE!!! No!! Ducked!! Cyris almost falls thru the hole!!! Taurus drop kick!!! CYRIS GOES DOWN!!!! OHH MY GOD!!! CYRIS BOUNCES OFF THE STEEL GRATING!!!! Blade is right their!! Cover him!!! 1...........2..........3!!! Cyris may not be breathing!!! Blade is cheering like he won the match!!! He still needs to cover Taurus for the win!!! Cyris Raven sits up!!! WOAH!!! Cyris Raven with a PSYCHOTIC DELUSION!!! Blade has been put out just like that on the STEEL GRATE!!! Cover!!!! 1.............2.............3!!! Cyris Raven has one!!! He looks up at Taurus and begins to climb. Taurus looks down at Blade who is in the center of the steel grate!!! TAURUS DIVES OFF THE TOP OF THE CELL!!!! SPLASHES Wayne Coll!!!! FROM ALL THE WAY!!!! TO ALL THE WAY DOWN!!! Taurus is yelling as he hurt his wrist on the steel grate!!! Blade is coughing blood!!! Cover by Taurus!!! 1...........2...........3!! Everyone has pinned Blade, so Blade now has nothing to lose, he only needs to pin Taurus but he is coughing blood and not moving much. Taurus is climbing the cage now!!! Cyris Raven is trying to recover from the fall from the Cell to the Grate!!! Wayne Coll sits up!!! Blood running down his chin!!!! Wayne Coll is going back up!!! Taurus and Cyris Raven both up and looking at each other!!! THEY RUN!!! They both take each other down with clotheslines!!! Blade rolls up in really bad shape, yet he is still going!! How is he even walking!?!!? Cyris Raven with a DDT to Taurus!!! Cyris Raven gets hit with a drop kick by Blade!!! Blade could pin Taurus now and win!!! But he wants Cyris Raven again!!! Cyris Raven tells him to bring it on!!! Cyris Raven ducks a right!!! Blade kicks him in the gut!!! BLOODSWORD OFF THE TOP OF THE CELL!!!! NO!!! Taurus kicks his knee out from under him!!! Cyris Raven clotheslines!!!! A diving CLOTHESLINE AND Blade and Cyris Raven FALL!!!! THRU THE CELL!!!! Raven gets him in PSYCOTIC DELUSION position as they fall!!!!! OHH MY GOD THRU A BURNING TABLE!!!! FROM THE CELL!!!! The ref calls for the fire estinguishers so he can see who is on top of who and if they are dead or not!!!! Taurus is even in shock!!!! Cyris Raven is on top of Blade neither man is doing much other than moaning in pain!!! Taurus cheers at the top!!! Cyris Raven sits up!!! Blade Coll is getting helped thru the door of the CELL in bad shape and the medics tell him to come with them he says no and crawls back to the ring!!! THE FANS LOVE IT!!! Blade wants back in the match!!! But he has no energy!!! Cyris Raven grabs a peice of flaiming table and climbs up the cage!!! Taurus sees him coming and starts jumping on the cage!!! Trying to shake him off!!!! But Cyris Raven makes it!!! He rolls on the top!!! With the peice of table!!! LEG DROP by Taurus!!! He missed!!! Cyris RAVEN!!! CRACKS THE FLAIMING TABLE PEICE OVER HIS HEAD!!! How many blows can these guys take??!?!!? Raven backbody drops him on the cell!!! BUT it doesn't budge!!! Cyris Raven kicks him in the gut!!!! TRUCK DRIVER SLAM!!! On the top of the CELL!!! Cyris just hit Taurus' finisher on him!!!! What a way to win the match!!! Covers!!! The ref below counts!!! 1...........2..........3NO!!! KICKOUT!!!! Taurus kicked out of his own finisher!!!! Cyris Raven pulls him up again!!! WHIPS HIM OFF THE CAGE!!! NO!!! Reversed!!! Taurus whips Cyris off the EDGE off the CELL!!! NO!!! Reversed again!!! THEY BOTH GO!!!! Taurus and Cyris Raven go flying!!!! THRU THE SPANISH ANNOUCERS BOOTH!!!! Ohh my god!!! This crowd is GOING WILD!!!! Blade is right there!!! Who can make the first pin!?!?!? Blade is crawling towards the two men who aren't even moving!!! Taurus' back is completley sliced up, and bloody. Cyris Raven is burnt and has some wiken marks on his knees and elbows. Taurus also has a VERY swollen wrist from his splash!!! Blade has a burnt back and ankles. Plus, his ribs are completly red and possibly broken, and the back of his neck has lost almost all of his skin. These men have been thru a WAR!!!! Blade pulls himself up the rubble lays across Taurus!!! 1.............2.............3NO!!! KICKOUT!!! Taurus flung his shoulder up!!! Blade rolls off and in total shock. Taurus rolls his shoulders over Cyris Raven. 1.............2.............3NO!!! CYRIS RAVEN KICKED OUT!!!!! Taurus receives a head butt to the face. Cyris Raven sits up pulls Blade to his KNEES!!! Another head butt!!! Blade falls backwards holding his nose which is now bloody. It may be broken!!! Cyris Raven falls over Taurus!!! 1............2............3!!! It's OVER!!!! Cyris Raven has won it!!!! He has won it!!!!! The fans are going nuts!! As three stretchers pull out and the fans are going completly wild!!!! Cyris Raven does it again and defends his Hardcore Title!!!!! With those stretchers out walks Kai Sung Rhee he looks down at Cyris Raven, not even sure if Cyris Raven looks back, but then Kai Sung Rhee exits up the ramp, the fans have no idea what to think.
WINNER: Cyris Raven STILL the BJWC Hardcore Champion
James Edgebrook: WHAT A MATCH!!! The HARDCORE PPV Matches once again stealing the show!!! Let me ask you this, was this match better than Hardcore Heaven at Rage Wars Last Year?!?!!? I do not know, but this is VERY FREAKIN CLOSE!!!! What a battle by those three WARRIORS!!! I can't believe these three are even moving, or breathing!!! What a match of a lifetime!!!! (Takes a few deep breathes and takes a swig of water you can see BJWC Staff taking apart the Steel Grate now soked in blood.)
What night this has already been. New tag champs. Spectacular Hardcore Match. Number One Contender Match. And so many more great battles all leading to this! The first of our two Main Events tonight! The Stable War! Nick Yonce's NGN, Billy Jay's XTF, and Brian Hart's The Faction. We know Darren and Cyris Raven are teamed with Yonce. We have speculation that Roadkill may be with Billy Jay. Other than that, we have no clue who is in whose corner here tonight! Does anyone have Brandon Lloyd on their side? And what about Tyrone Alguard? Chris McClane? Dante? So many names flying around here. I can not wait for this to go down. HERE WE GO!!!!!
SlamFest 2000 Double Main Events
Email: billyjay@angelfire.com