The Matt Drews Society Pledge

• I pledge to always be a fan of the Detroit Tigers, even when they are 25 games under .500 before the All-Star break.

• I pledge not to be fooled by the Front Office spin.

• I pledge to make every effort possible to avoid paying for parking at the ballpark.

• I pledge never to listen to Atanis Ilitch’s music.

• I pledge never to accept a multi-millionaire owner who takes a “you can’t win all the time” approach to his baseball team.

• I pledge that I will constantly invoke the memory of 1984 until the Tigers begin winning again.

• I pledge to always make payroll.