§ SKELATuN §
SKELETON	SKELETUN	SKELETIN
	Why Did They Do the Things That They Did?

:What does Skeletun mean?

Skeleton is a way for all people of every walk of life to join together in celebration of Monday.
Skeletun strives to reach the lowest common denomenator.
Skeletun tries to spread "Sparntz" charm and wit upon the world.
Skeletun breaks the boundries traditional music to create a sound that is both unnerving and beautiful at one moment, and melodous and irrhythmatic the next.
Skeletun is an exception to the rule.
Skeletun is an adventure in sight and sound, full of unexpected visitors, rascally rhythms, and otherwise wastefull noise pollution.
Nothing can offend a Skeletun

:Why a Skeletun?

When most people hear the word Skeletun they think of a comical bag of bones that can beat its ribcage to make a xylophone type sound. This is incorrect. Skeletuns are lovable creatures that have been misunderstood for years. They do not feed on brains, they do not steal children, and they do not sound like xylophones. Because of this we chose to take on the name of Skeletun to show we truly care about the importance of having a Skeletun to support our body and organs.

:What is a Sparntz?

Sparntz is what one must become in order to appease the Money God.