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Randomness
Kitty Status
True Hero's
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Log
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| May 9 |
| UPDATES coming soon----need
to reformat PC first---look for it next week probably |
| Oct. 19 |
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So many things in
our live are backwards and don't make sense, and this is just one of
those things. Just so happens to be a part of Microsoft, one of
the worlds leading corporations, and they can't even get this one
thing strait.

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| Oct. 10 |
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Technology, in
this day in age anything is possible!!! The sun tan drive in.
"Bake while you park." Designed for the busy working adult on
the run who still craves that great "all day at the beach" look.
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(haven't tried it, but when you need a tan you NEED one) |
| Oct. 8 |
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Nothing hurts like the honest and bitter truth. Sorry to all you
AOL users, it isn't the best thing and you are being brainwashed.
Let this be a warning that the more people use AOL the closer we are
to the Armageddon of our very way of life.

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| Sept. 28 |
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I was having some
more cooling problems with my PC. Not too bad but then I found
the ultimate solution for any temperature. This fan is measured
in CFS, not CFM. This baby blows so hard that it collapsed my
case. I had to buy a new reinforced case. And it operates
on its own power supply, using all 250 watts of it.

(it turns any regular pc into a hover craft) |
| Sept. 25 |
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Caught in the act
of the ultimate stare that every man gives into at least once in their
life. The demon PENIS god puts these urges in our heads and it
isn't our fault. Please understand-when it happens the male has no
control over his eyes or where he is looking-he has been taken over by
the dark side. Like an evil voodoo magic.
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(it is a terrible sickness, but life must go on) |
| Sept. 23 |
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This is my home
base, or my happy place. Where most of this gets done and where
I can space out.
(where the ADD child can focus) |
| Sept
something |
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Why cant anyone
just get along. I mean I love my neighbors, but these two just
cant get along. The one on the right put up the no trespassing
sign facing the persons yard on the left. Then in retaliation to this
act the person on the left put up the private fence to avoid seeing
the sign and put up some signs of their own.

Just sickening |
| Sept 19 |
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The Empire
Monkey STAFF's "Ode to Gateway" and all of
its wonderfulness. This is for all you "cow" lovers out there. |
| Sept. 13 |
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WOW, I haven't
updated in forever, sorry kids. I have been very bust this
summer and will fill you all in with details later but for now I am
going to post some more regular everyday adventures in the live of
your beloved Empire Monkey Page
/\/\aster!! |
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