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2002 summer
First semester

May 9
UPDATES coming soon----need to reformat PC first---look for it next week probably

Oct. 19
So many things in our live are backwards and don't make sense, and this is just one of those things.  Just so happens to be a part of Microsoft, one of the worlds leading corporations, and they can't even get this one thing strait.

 


Oct. 10
Technology, in this day in age anything is possible!!!  The sun tan drive in.  "Bake while you park."  Designed for the busy working adult on the run who still craves that great "all day at the beach" look.

(haven't tried it, but when you need a tan you NEED one)


Oct. 8

Nothing hurts like the honest and bitter truth.  Sorry to all you AOL users, it isn't the best thing and you are being brainwashed.  Let this be a warning that the more people use AOL the closer we are to the Armageddon of our very way of life.

 


Sept. 28
I was having some more cooling problems with my PC.  Not too bad but then I found the ultimate solution for any temperature.  This fan is measured in CFS, not CFM.  This baby blows so hard that it collapsed my case.  I had to buy a new reinforced case.  And it operates on its own power supply, using all 250 watts of it.

(it turns any regular pc into a hover craft)


Sept. 25
Caught in the act of the ultimate stare that every man gives into at least once in their life.  The demon PENIS god puts these urges in our heads and it isn't our fault. Please understand-when it happens the male has no control over his eyes or where he is looking-he has been taken over by the dark side.  Like an evil voodoo magic.

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(it is a terrible sickness, but life must go on)


Sept. 23
This is my home base, or my happy place.  Where most of this gets done and where I can space out.

(where the ADD child can focus)


Sept something
Why cant anyone just get along.  I mean I love my neighbors, but these two just cant get along.  The one on the right put up the no trespassing sign facing the persons yard on the left. Then in retaliation to this act the person on the left put up the private fence to avoid seeing the sign and put up some signs of their own.

Just sickening


Sept 19
The Empire Monkey STAFF's "Ode to Gateway" and all of its wonderfulness.  This is for all you "cow" lovers out there.

Sept. 13
WOW, I haven't updated in forever, sorry kids.  I have been very bust this summer and will fill you all in with details later but for now I am going to post some more regular everyday adventures in the live of your beloved Empire Monkey Page /\/\aster!!