Thinking quickly, you drag Ranma into the kitchen. You look all over the kitchen for places to hide Ranma, but she's too big to fit in the cupboards. In desparation, you pick Ranma up and place her on the counter and say, “Pretend he’s… pretend she’s a cappuccino machine.”

“What?” everyone else says.

“Just do it!” you scream back at them.

The room check guy comes in and starts checking over the apartment. Finally, he comes into the kitchen and sees Ranma sitting on the counter. He says, “You know cappuccino machines aren’t allowed in the apartments, right guys?”

“Yeah,” you reply.

“Then I’ll have to fail you for it.”

“No, nonono! We didn’t know. Don’t fail us!” you scream.

Due to OC’s Nazi policies, for failing roomcheck we are to be brought to cell block 1138 and are scheduled to be executed the next morning.

“Wait! Don’t I get a trial?” you protest.

“What for?” the room check guy says.

“To prove my innocence.”

“I find that unlikely.”

“Fine. To prove my guilt, then.”

“Well, alright. If you insist.”

You begin to wonder about the intelligence of that comment. However, your thought processes are interrupted when you are led into the courtroom and taken to the stand. The court is called to order, and the prosecutor begins to question you.

“Did you or did you not have a cappuccino machine in your apartment?” the prosecutor asks you.

“Well, actually, no,” you reply.

“So, you deny it!”

“Um…yes.”

“If that was not a cappuccino machine, then what was it, may I ask?”

“It was Ranma.”

“A what?”

“Ranma.”

“Are you speaking English?”

“Well, no. It’s Japanese.”

“So, you admit to having a Japanese cappuccino machine!”

“No, that would be silly. The Japanese don’t have cappuccino machines. Japan has a strictly tea culture.”

“So, what was it you had in your apartment then?”

“That was Ranma.”

“The Japanese cappuccino machine!”

“There was no cappuccino machine!”

“What then was it?”

“That was Ranma.”

“What a Ranma?”

“You should have said, ‘Who is Ranma?’”

“Why?”

“Because Ranma is a person.”

“Oh?”

“Yes.”

“Well, then…why did you say that this Ranma was a cappuccino machine?”

“Because he was female at the time.”

“So, you had a woman in your apartment!”

“Yes!”

“You know women aren’t allowed in the apartments?”

“Um…” you intelligently reply. You’re reminded of the proverb: Out of the frying pan and into the fryer. Thinking quickly, you reply, “No?”

You are returned to cell block 1138 and are scheduled to be executed the next morning. But in an attempt to show that they're not such bad guys after all, they let you choose how you want to be executed.

To commit seppuku, click here.

To choose the guillotine, click here.

To choose poison, click here.

To be thrown into a pit of monkeys, click here.

To battle gladiators in the Colosseum, click here.