You decide that you want to die with honor, so you choose to commit seppuku. “Okay,” the room check guy says, “You just need permission from your daimyo.”

“I don’t have a daimyo!” you reply.

“Too bad. No seppuku for you!”

“Aw,” you reply.

(More to be written.)

To choose the guillotine, click here.

To choose poison, click here.

To be thrown into a pit of monkeys, click here.

To battle gladiators in the Colloseum, click here.