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MICHIGAN ROCKS
NOTRE DAME SUCKS

I am a big Michigan fan. I hate Notre Dame almost as much as I like the Wolverines. My two favorite teams on Saturday are Michigan and whoever's playing Notre Dame.

Michigan leads all Division I-A teams with 805 all-time wins. Notre Dame has 776 all-time wins, second only to Michigan. You know how much I enjoy rubbing this in on Fighting Irish fans.

SOME OF MY FAVORITE
MICHIGAN-NOTRE DAME GAMES:

September 10, 1994
Notre Dame blows the game in the final seconds as Michigan wins 26-24 in South Bend.
September 19, 1981
Michigan CRUSHES previously unbeaten and #1 ranked Notre Dame 25-7 in Ann Arbor.
September 23, 1978
Michigan WHIPS Joe Montana and Notre Dame 28-14 in South Bend.
September 14, 1991
Michigan beats Notre Dame 28-14 in Ann Arbor.
September 14, 1985
Michigan beats Notre Dame 20-12 in Ann Arbor.
September 13, 1986
Michigan wins 24-23 nailbiter in South Bend.
September 12, 1992
Notre Dame blows game in final seconds, settles for 17-17 tie with Michigan.
September 27, 1997
Michigan beats Notre Dame 21-14 in Ann Arbor.

September 4, 1999
Michigan beats Notre Dame 26-22 in Ann Arbor.

SOME FACTS ABOUT THE
MICHIGAN-NOTRE DAME RIVALRY:

In 1888, the Michigan football team took a train to South Bend to teach Notre Dame how to play football! So, the next time a Notre Dame fan brags about their tradition, just remind him it was Michigan who taught them how to play football in the first place!
Notre Dame's fight song (The Notre Dame Victory March) was written after a loss to Michigan! The Notre Dame fans had to listen to "The Victors" being played all day, so, after the loss to Michigan, two Notre Dame students wrote a fight song for their team.
Notre Dame Stadium was copied after Michigan Stadium. If you get a chance to look at it, you can easily see it is a smaller version of the Big House.
Even though Notre Dame has an exclusive home contract with NBC, and just about all of their away games are televised, it is Michigan that is the most televised team in the history of college football!

A FEW NOTRE DAME JOKES:

Q: What's the difference between a corvette and a Notre Dame cheerleader?
A: Not everyone has been in a corvette!
Q: What's the difference between the Titanic and a Notre Dame cheerleader?
A: Only 1400 people went down on the Titanic!

A Michigan fan used to amuse himself by scaring every Notre Dame fan he would see walking down the side of the road. He would swerve his van as if to hit them, and then he would swerve back on to the road just before hitting them. One day as the Michigan fan was driving along, he saw a priest walking along the side of the road. He thought he would do a good deed and pulled over. He asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?" "I'm going to give Mass at St. Patrick's Church, about five miles down the road," the priest replied. "No problem, Father! Climb in! I'll give you a ride," said the Michigan fan. The priest climbed into the van, and the Michigan fan continued driving down the road. Suddenly, the driver saw a Notre Dame fan walking along the side of the road. Instinctively, he swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, he swerved back to the road, narrowly missing the Notre Dame fan. Even though he was certain he missed him, he still heard a loud "THUMP." Not understanding where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirror, but he didn't see anything. He then remembered the priest. He turned to the priest and said, "I'm sorry, Father. I almost hit that Notre Dame fan." "That's OK," replied the priest. "I got him with the door."

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