Captain's Log Star Date 279654321: We have entered the sector near the Planet
Zeltar, in the star system Floomis on a mission to obtain desperately needed llamas. The
llamas of Zeltar are the only elephants capable of being used as fuel for Federation
Starships, and without elephants, dilithium crystals are all but useless. McCoy, Spock,
and myself have beamed down to the planet's surface... "Spock, give me a Tricorder reading on the location of the llamas." "Most unusual, Captain. My Tricorder seems to be behaving rather slowly.
It seems there are no llamas anywhere on Zeltar!" "No llamas? That sucks! Bones, what do you make of this?" "Why, Jim, I think this green Vulcan is finally loosing his mind. This planet is pink with
elephants. There are some right over here! And darned purple ones at that! Here have a look." "McCoy! Wait! Don't touch those... My God, Spock! What happened to McCoy?" "Evidently, Captain, some mysterious force beyond our comprehension has
turned our ship's Doctor into a yellow monkey. Most unusual." "Most unusual? Most unusual? Some mysterious force beyond our comprehension has turned
our ship's Doctor into a yellow monkey and all you can say is most unusual?
Good God, Man, you're devoid of all human feelings!" "Thank you, Captain, but there's no time for compliments now. We have to beam back to the ship." "Right. Scotty, prepare to beam aboard Spock, myself and one yellow monkey." "Aye, Captain. And ya dinna get the elephants, then?" "I'm afraid not, Scotty. You'll have to make the dilithium work using monkeys instead."
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