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There once was a man named Bob (Bob)
He came from Little Bob Dr. (what?)
He ate whip cream and cheese all day
And then one day he died (what?)

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Oh, he's a 3-inch man named Bob (Bob)
An invisible man named Bob (Bob)
He lives in Ashley's pocket
And his name is Bob (Bob)

He likes to play Duck, Duck, Goose (honk)
And watch the HayHill Show (what?)
He sat on the stands during band
And - oh, where'd he go?

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Once Bob went to Cleveland (what?)
He went there on a bus (a bus?)
He jumped around from seat to seat
To sit with all of us!

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Everywhere that we go
We hear the name Bob (Bob)
Steph has a fit, Kirsten laughs
And Ashley just says "Bob!" (Bob)

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Yes, Bob can get annoying (ask Jeff)
But more so, he's amusing
I think he's driving us insane
'Cause it's sanity we're losing

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Someday the time will come
To say good-bye to our friend Bob (Bob)
But for now that doesn't matter...
[pause]
...Because his name is BOB!! 

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