Happy Saint Catricks Day! |
MARCH 17
On this day we celebrate the fact that there are no snakes in Ireland. This is all due to the ancient Irish cats, who hunted down all of the snakes and ate them. This little known fact has been corrupted by human historians into a holiday of another sort. Saint Catricks Day can be celebrated by giving your cats green food, such as non-poisonous houseplants and fresh catnip. These traditional green foods are regurgitated delicately in public places by cats everywhere, in celebration of pride in their Irish heritage.
It is especially nice to dye your poodles green on St. Catricks Day (cats really appreciate a green poodle).
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