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The Very Best One Liners



awesome one liners


You've reached middle age when the phone rings on Saturday night, you pray it isn't for you.

must I live my days in these concrete ways.

Here's your hat, what's your hurry.

Being yourself is being the person everyone else wants you to be.

Sign on a church bulletin board: You aren't too bad to come in, You aren't good enough to stay out.