Welcome to the new site of the Havana War Pigs!

Business man, Phil Castro, has recently purchased an American Style football team which is currently instated in the GLB Football League. Castro, whos likeness to Fidel is striking, insists his is no relation to the Cuban Dictator of which the team is based. After a reporter, who pressed continuously about the similarly of the two men, was escorted away by armed escort no further questions of who he was were asked of Mr. Castro.

The Havana War Pigs, based out of the countries capital, have recently finished construction of their Home field "Bay of Pigs" Stadium. The Stadium, a continuing work in progress, is complete with a complete parking area and garage for tailgating, Stadium and Luxury style seating, detainment and interrogation room, and state of the art Hi-Definition Replay board.

The Gala event to mark the opening of the stadium took place last night. Headlined by Latin Singer, Ricky Martin, the numbers of fans in attendance cheered on with national pride as Phil Castro sat perched atop the stadium like a vampire. Many notable celebrities were in attendance. Hugo Chavez, Valdimer Puton, and some say that if you listened close enough you could hear the ghost of Lenin singing along to "Livin La Viva Loca".

The night of partying lasted into the wee hours of curfew but for the small price to the following weeks protein ration you were able to dance the night away till 9pm at Phil Castro’s chic Disco-Tech "Fidel's Place". ( Yeah, I know, don't ask )