Hilarious Quote Collection
How
many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb? Just one. But
he has to check it 100 times, one for each watt.
A
truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
What's
the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do? Go into town and
gang-audit someone.
How
many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? How long have you been
having this phantasy?