A: A pothole!
You might be a stoner if....
Everyone else is a lightweight.
Q. Why did the stoner cross the street?
A. His dealer lived on the other side.
Q. How do you get an one-armed hippie out of a tree?
A. Pass him a joint
good bud that makes you think you can fly.
A stoner walks into an appliance store and asks the owner, "How much for
that TV set in the window?" The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at
the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner
tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the next week to buy
the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot.
Now, how much for that TV set in the window?" And the owner says, "I
told you I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again. He comes
back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?" The owner says,
"I'm not going to tell you again, I don't sell to potheads!!!" The
stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can you tell I'm a
pothead?" The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a
microwave."
