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Rapper Juvenile was arrested in central Florida on a warrant related to a child support case, officials said Saturday.

Juvenile was arrested on a writ of bodily attachment child support warrant in Ocala on Friday and released on his own recognizance that evening, Marion County officials said.

Juvenile, whose real name is Terius Gray, was taken into custody at the Ritz Hotel in Ocala without incident, the Ocala Star-Banner reported. Once he was released, officials said he went to the Ghost House Night Club, where he performed.

And they say that Hip-Hop artists are being targeted by the media. Well im sure when Fred Durst or Mick Jagger stops paying thier taxes or child support they'll end up in the same spot as well. Hopefully Mick did fuck something up so we can get a decent SuperBowl Halftime Show.

Credit to: Billboard.com
Posted by Sparkman on 1/19/06

He Gave Her A Tiny Necklace Locket...

Eminem remarried his high school sweetheart Saturday, a month after the superstar rapper announced they were getting back together, his publicist said.

"I can confirm that they were married this evening," said Dennis Dennehy, a spokesman for Eminem's label, Interscope Records. News helicopters hovered overhead and paparazzi congregated outside Meadow Brook Hall as the rapper born Marshall Bruce Mathers III and Kim Mathers arrived by limousine and were whisked inside the 110-room mansion built for auto baron John Dodge's widow 80 years ago.

"Family and close friends were in attendance, including members of D12, 50 Cent, Obie Trice and members of G-Unit," Dennehy said. He said D12's Proof, whose real name is Deshaun Holton, served as best man.

Their first marriage ended after two-plus years in October 2001 in an ugly legal fight that included a custody battle over their young daughter.

Eminem, 33, and Kim Mathers, 30, reconciled in late 2004, and he announced in December that the two would get back together.

Kim Mathers applied for a marriage license last week, and Detroit television station WXYZ showed an invitation to "join them as they exchange vows and the celebration of their new life together."

The pair grew up in suburbs along Eight Mile Road, Detroit's northern border.

Well good for them. nice to see that couple can reconcile thier differences and have a happily ever after. now i wonder if he'll write songs about fucking the shit out of Kim. I'm a big Eminem fan dont get me wrong, but what we have here is the best example of a man realizing that repeatedly putting his work over his family was wrong, and nows hes out to fix it. lucky for him he was able to.

Now he can release "Bonnie and Clyde '06", in which 9 years later, Em and Hailie dive back into the river to pull kim out of the water, sew her throat shut, give her CPR and then bring her to the grammys to show that they've reformed.


Credit to: GO.com
Posted by Sparkman on 1/16/06

One Out, One In

Just after reporting DMX getting out of jail, Mystikal gets sentenced to a year in prison on what else, tax evasion.
Grammy-nominated rapper Mystikal has been sentenced to a year in prison for trying to cheat the federal government out of $271,000 in taxes. U.S. District Judge James Brady has said that he would allow Mystikal (aka Michael L. Tyler) to serve the sentence at the same time he serves a state sentence in Louisiana for sexual battery against his former hairstylist. Tyler is currently serving a six-year sentence for the videotaped attack on the woman. He pleaded guilty in June 2003 to forcing her to perform oral sex after accusing her of stealing $80,000 worth of his checks. In the tax case, Tyler pleaded guilty in August to two misdemeanor counts of failing to file tax returns on $824,916 he earned in 1998 and $930,953 in 1999. The judge ordered him to pay back taxes and penalties in addition to the one-year sentence.
i wonder if he will bump into cassidy or lil kim...

Credit to: Billboard.com
Posted by Sparkman on 1/14/06




Florida and Sony Urban Apparent Hot Spots For Retirees... Update!!

Newly released from New York's Rikers Island prison, rapper DMX has parted ways with longtime label Def Jam and signed a new, three-album deal with Sony Urban. His new album, and first studio release in three years, Here We Go Again, is expected for release this summer. The artist, whose real name is Earl Simmons, explains that he reached an impasse at Def Jam. "I wasn't really happy there," he said during a series of interviews last month at Rikers Island. "Recording was like work." Simmons adds he and current Def Jam president/CEO Jay-Z could not work together. "We're both too big," he says. The album was originally recorded for Def Jam, and Sony Urban bought the rights to it as part of Simmons' deal. However, only a handful of the original songs will be on the final release.

So why does it not surprise me that yet another "retired rapper" has the balls to pick up the mic again? well usually when you either buy enough weed you make cheech and chong jealous, OR in DMX's case, taxes and jail time are a MOTHER FUCKER and dont mix very well, then you get what will probably his worst public effort of anything commercial. probably worse than "Grand Champ" and "Never Die Alone" combined.



I'm sure eventually we will hear from Jay-Z soon and not too far behind will be the Fu-Schnickens.


Credit to: Billboard.com

Posted by Sparkman, 1/14/06