Starting today you can send my mail to the Montrose Clinic for the Mentally Insane
Mood:  don't ask
What a week this has been. I am so thankful it is Friday. I am starting to get burned out.

Last night I stopped by the store on my way home from work and got a few items I needed. Two of these items were toilet paper and a bottle of wine. I came home and unpacked everything and put it away. Later that evening I got up to get a glass of wine. I opened the fridge and saw the package of toilet paper sitting inside. Which meant I had put the bottle of wine under the bathroom sink. *sigh* I still can't find what I did with the can of tomato soup. It will show up eventually...I hope.

I need a vacation in the worst way. LOL At least this wasn't as bad as the time I left my apartment to go to work and made it all the way down to my car before realizing I didn't have any shoes on. LOL

Oh well at least I can laugh at myself.

The forest is on fire!!!!
Mood:  energetic
For the most part I love dealing with the public. But there are a select few that just wear on my nerves.

The wildlife Commission is doing some prescribed burning in a area close to my office as well as several high priced neighborhoods. When we do burning of any sort we will typically get calls from the public making sure we are aware the forest is on fire. These calls I understand and appreciate because these people are keeping an eye out for trouble. You tell them it is a prescribed burn and they say, "oh okay" and hang up. Nothing more ever said.

This morning I get a call from a woman in one of the high priced neighborhoods. She asked what was going on and I explained about the burning. She was outraged and said that large pieces of ash were floating in her yard and that it was very smokey. I explained that when we do a burn we try to minimize the impact of smoke and ash to residents but that sometimes the wind changes direction and that it can't be helped. The lady then wanted us to stop burning immediately. I explained that we couldn't do that. That if she had a complaint or damage to her property she would have to contact the wildlife commission who was doing the burning. She then asked me why the Corps was taking out all the trees in that area. Were we putting in a boat ramp? I explained that it is a timber harvest and that again this was something the wildlife commission was doing and that they were only doing a selective thinning (just taking the larger trees). I explained that we do it to enhance wildlife. She became outraged again saying that the residents should have been allowed to vote on such matters as burning and tree cutting in their backyards.

I wanted to scream. Do your freaking research before you buy a house. If you buy property next to public lands you will have to put up with the management practices of the controlling agency. Also try opening your mail once in awhile. Letters were sent to all property owners explaining what was being done and why.

I drove out to her property this morning after talking to her. You can smell the smoke in the air but you couldn't see it and I did see any pieces of ash floating around. There are just some people in this world who have nothing better to do than complain. I really want to tell these people to get a hobby

On a lighter note. It feels like a spring morning outside. It is almost 50 degrees and we are expected to be in the 70's later today. The trees are budding and the some of the flowers are in bloom.

I have the windows by my desk open. *takes a deep breath* Wonderful!!! I only wish it was going to stay like this for the weekend. They said we are suppose to get cooler and perhaps have some rain. :( I would like just once to have nice weather on the weekend.

Please tell me it is Friday
Mood:  a-ok
Topic: Work
I am so excited. Our Outreach Coordinator has become the national coordinator for Seamoor Safety. A remote controlled purple sea monster that rides on the back of a jetski. (see picture below) He is awesome. With the controller you can move him around and when you talk through the headset your voice gets distorted into a child like voice and his mouth moves and eyes blink. We have come up with a program where a ranger and Seamoor interact and talk about how kids can stay safe in and around water. We will be doing our first trial run at a school next week. I will be the voice of seamoor. So excited. We took him out today to play with him and get the feel for running him and talking through him. It was funny to see people's reaction to him. There is a small microphone on his jetski that I can hear what people say to him and I can respond. Very cute!!!

It's only Monday
Mood:  lazy
Some of you have told me that you are having trouble viewing the pictures on the picture link. I have decided to create an album on Angelfire so hopefully this will be better than the previous link to snapfish. For those of you who had trouble...check out the new link and let me know if you still have problems.

The weekend was uneventful. Which is good. After the stressful week I had last week I needed some time to just relax. My boyfriend took me out to dinner on Saturday to a place called Frankies. It is a big arcade/amusement land kind of place that has an upscale Italian Restaurant inside it. We ate dinner and played a few games and then headed over to a little bar to drink beer and play trivia.

Once we got back to my place we sat in his jeep and talked for several hours. We had gotten into a huge fight before he left for Daytona and not talking about it for two weeks really took its toll on the relationship. We finally got everything out in the air and I hope that things will get better. We are both concentrating on the wrong things in this relationship and I think we may finally be on the same page. *keeping fingers crossed*

Just for fun
Those who know me, know that I am a huge LOST fan. A friend sent me this quiz and thought those of you who love the show would enjoy it.

Jack You scored 67% kindness, 50% courage, 39% seedy past, and 53% secretiveness!

"We're not savages, Kate. Not yet." You are Jack. You are compassionate, heroic, and a bit of a martyr. You are brave and a natural leader. However, you shouldn't keep so much bottled up inside. You are so busy taking care of others that you have no time or energy to take care of yourself. Take a load off once in a while and play some golf with Hurley. You need to relax pretty soon or else you'll be no good for anyone anymore - including yourself! Your polar opposite is: Shannon. You are similar to: Boone and Sayid.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 64% on kindness You scored higher than 56% on courage You scored higher than 53% on seedy past You scored higher than 55% on secretiveness

Link: The Which Lost Character Are You Test written by ack_attack on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Rain Rain Go Away...
Mood:  hungry
Topic: Family
Well my visit with my Mom was fantastic. All we did was shop and eat. For those of you in the Raleigh area if you haven't tried Tir Na Nog's Sunday Brunch you have got to go. They had the best bread pudding I have ever had. If you do go...go after noon. That is when they start serving the mimosas and bloody mary's.

We went to see Nanny McPhee on Sunday. It was excellent...I cried. But then again I cry at just about everything. We had wanted to see Broke Back Mountain but the only theater playing it was clear across town.

Mom left Monday afternoon and it felt odd not having someone to entertain. Fenwick the cat is glad to have things back to normal and has spent the last two evenings curled up on the new throw blanket that my mom bought for me. I tried to take it from him last night so that I could curl up underneath it and watch TV and he growled at me. Ungrateful cat!

Well I guess I should be going. I am spending the day cleaning my desk and most of the office. We have some big wigs from our district office coming tomorrow and we have to get ready for our "dog and pony show" *sigh* Oh well at least they will only be here for the day.

My Mom shouldn't tell jokes...
Mood:  happy
Topic: Family
I was talking to my mother last night trying to plan things to do when she visits this weekend. Towards the end of the conversation she tells me that she has a joke to tell me and it went something like this...

This man encounters a Genie. The Genie says to the man, "I will grant you three wishes" The man says, "yeah right" The genie say, "Well ask for something and see that I am telling the truth." So the man wishes for a beautiful oasis. POOF the Genie creates an oasis.

The Genie says, "See I didn't lie to you. Now make your next wish." The man then asks to be be incredibly handsome. POOF the Genie makes the guy a hottie.

The Genie then says to him, "What is your 3rd wish?" The guy thinks about it and says, "I want to be what every woman needs." POOF the Genie turns him into a Tampon.

My mother then says, "Do you know what the moral of the story is?"

My response: "No?"

MOM: The IRS never does anything without a string attached.

There was silence as I tried to figure out what the IRS had to do with a Genie granting wishes. She then laughs and says...no wait it wasn't a Genie...it was an IRS agent that granted the wishes.

LIL Even with the correction to her joke I didn't find it all that funny. I am sure there was probably more to the joke that she had forgotten. Oh well...bless her heart she tries.

I am excited about her visit. Now that I live in NC I don't get to see my family very often. I have tons of stuff planned so I hope she will have a good time.

The Great Fish Rescue
Mood:  happy
Topic: Work
Today was a fun day. USGS needed us to shut the gates on the dam so they could drain the river to run a few tests. My job along with two other co-workers were to rescue fish in the river who got stranded when the water receded. This time of year the larger fish are down in deep pools trying to keep warm so I wasn't expecting to see a lot. We rescued several small catfish, two eels, about 5 crayfish, 1 small carp, and a bunch of little minnows. It is amazing what you see when the water is all gone. Very neat.

It is days like today that I love my job. Tomorrow I get to attend a bird and plant ID workshop. So excited.

I'M BACK!
Topic: Work
Well the trip to Huntsville was actually pretty good. I learned a lot and made many new business contacts. The weather there was COLD but we didn't have to go outside much.

The plane ride from Charlotte to Huntsville was a little harrowing. They put us on this little baby planelette. You know the kind with two propellers. Well we got out on to the runway and the pilot called the flight attendant on the phone. Which was odd because he could have just opened the door and yelled at him. But anyway apparently there were 3 seats empty at the back of the plane and the pilot needed us to fill in those seats or the plane would not get off the ground. WHAT? At this point I wasn't sure I wanted to be on he plane. I went to volunteer to move and the guy beside me grabbed my hand and told me that God had chosen me to be in this seat for some reason. Okay...nut job. We got to Huntsville and entered a nasty storm. The plane at one point dropped several feet scaring the crap out of me. I was so glad when we finally landed.

On the flight back to Raleigh some guy got in trouble for using his cell phone while we were in the air. Come on people. The flight is only 30 minutes. Who do you have to talk to that bad that they can't wait till you land.

I am glad to be home and trying hard to catch up on work.

I'M OFF!!!
Mood:  don't ask
Well I am all packed and ready for my trip to Alabama. Listening to the news this morning I heard them say that Hunstville is suppose to get some snow today. Then they said that the day I come back...Raleigh will get some snow. GREAT! Just my luck. I hate to fly but worse I hate to fly in bad weather. Keeping my fingers crossed that I sit my someone nice on the plane.

Morning Prayer
Mood:  caffeinated
"So far today I'm doing all right. I have not gossiped, lost my temper, been grumpy, greedy, nasty, selfish, or self-indulgent. I have not whined, cursed, or eaten any chocolate. However, I am going to get out of bed in a few minutes, and I will need a lot more help after that."

-Unknown

The Government is watching you...
Topic: Work
It amazes me what people will do when they don't know they are being watched.

About a year ago we installed a security camera and every so often I will go to the monitor just to see what is going on outside. Well today as I was turning the camera around I noticed something that looked a little odd on the dam. I zoomed in and noticed two men in their 50's flying a kite. That's right...a kite. I watched them for awhile in amazement and then watched as one guy looked around...not seeing anyone he walked over to the cement wall...unzipped and proceeded to urinate on the wall...right out there in the open in broad daylight. I decided to sound the alarm to scare him off and from his reaction I think he peed all over his jeans. whoops. LOL

Adds comedy to my life.

All is quiet on the home front
Mood:  lazy
Fridays are always quiet here. We have some rangers that are on an alternate work schedule so they have off every other Friday. My boss called in this morning and said he hurt his leg and is unable to walk on it so he wont make it in today. So that only leave 3 of us in office. It is so nice out today (will be in the 70's this afternoon) which makes it hard to be stuck in the office. None of us seem to be motivated to do much of anything. I will have to find an excuse to go out. I am duty ranger this week so I can just say that I have to go out and patrol.

I leave Monday for a week long trip to Huntsville, AL. Not looking forward to it AT ALL. I always enjoy meeting rangers from other projects but Alabama is not an exciting travel destination. Plus I hate to fly. Oh well I will be there to learn not sight see.

I played around with the blog site and added some links (They are on the right hand side of the screen) Some people have complained that the pictures on my site were old so there are some updated ones as well as the pictures from my trip to Ireland.

Enjoy!

Not nice at all
Mood:  irritated
For those of you who read my friend Tanya’s Blog you know that she often teases me about my addiction to the tv show LOST. It is true that my life revolves around this show. I am constantly online reading spoilers and bulletin boards about the show. Well this morning I had an aweful trick played on me....

Okay so I am getting ready this morning...listening to 96 Rock as I do every morning and I hear that they were going to talk about last night's new episode of LOST. I was confused because last night was a repeat episode. I should know...I watched it. Then DJ Crash came on and said there was a new episode on at 10PM last night after the repeat episode. He said that the survivors didn't get to enter the numbers on time and that the blast doors closed sealing in Jack and Mr. Eko. Then all the air was sucked out of the hatch killing off Jack and Eko. I was furious that I missed this important episode. I came into work and went to talk to a co-worker about it. She was mad as well because she also is a huge fan of the show. We searched the internet and there was no mention anywhere of the new episode. I then emailed the DJ and got this response back...


Yes we were joking. Since last night was a repeat and last week's
episode was so bad, we just decided to do something different and run with
the joke. It was quite fun actually...people seemed really pissed that
they missed the episode. One guy even said he was trading his Time
Warner cable service for Dish Network because we told him that's where the
episode aired. Keep listening, we won't be doing that joke again.

Crash

LOL I can't believe they did that to me. I was so upset. After finding out it was a joke I then realized how much of a dork I was about getting upset over missing an episode of a tv show. LOL



Hope your day is going better than mine.

A new Beginning
Mood:  celebratory
I am hoping that using this blog will make it easier for me to post. I know I haven't been good at updating my webpage but it was just to hard to type up a word document and then upload it and then post it to the site. For the past three months I have been posting a lot of stuff to my friend Tanya's site and she keeps complaining that I am stealing her thunder. LOL

For those of you who are new to my site you can access an about me page as well as some pictures at www.angelfire.com/md2/thenest

Hope you enjoy the new format. I love to read your comments so send them through.