The enemy's gate is down.
Sorry. I don't know why, but the prospect of certain death in unknown lands at the claws of exotic monsters isn't for me. I've tried it, and I couldn't get the hang of it. Each to their own, that's what I say, and I was cut out for boredom.
God creates dinosaur. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs. Dinosaurs eat man... Woman inherits the earth.
Am I that transparent? I need you, I want you, Oh baby Oh baby
I still maintain he kicked himself in the balls
I know what you're thinking... what is place like me doing in a girl like this?
For the record, if I dont' make it out of here, don't put me down for mummification.
My dad's gonna kick your ass!
-Whoa mom, where did you learn that?
~I have no idea!
But that I learned from your father!
Honey , What are you doing? These guys don't use doors!
You : Lighten up.
You :big trouble.
You : Get in the car.
Because most of them are so foolish, they think it is better to keep their stupidest thoughts to themselves. You, however, understand the profound truth that you must reveal your stupidity openly. To hold you stupidity inside you is to embrace it, to cling to it, to protect it. But when you expose your supidity, you give yourself the chance to have it caught, corrected, and replaced with wisdom.
-Do you know what top secret means?
~Top secret missions are the kind where you get medals. But they send them to your relatives.
The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.
Figuring things out for yourself is the only freedom anyone really has. Use that freedom.
Come on you apes! You want to live forever?
Ain't it great how they want to be your friend right after they rip your guts out?
You know, statistically speaking you should have accidentally guessed one right by now.
-Our last two days on Earth. If I had a dick I'd go get laid.
~Well, let's do the next best thing.
-What's that?
~Let's kill people. oh not you!
-Are you suggesting I need to get filled?
~In more ways than one. You need to get laid Bethany Sloan. Find a man, if only for 10 minutes.
-It has been my experience that a man, is never a man even for ten minutes in his entire lifespan.
~That's sounding a bit militant, are you thinking of joining the other side?
-Couldn't do it, women are insane.
~Then you need to go back to church nad ask God for a thrid option.
-I think God is dead
~Spoken like a true catholic
-Never let it be said that your anal retentive attention to detail never yeilded positive results.
~You can't be anal retentive if you don't have an anus
-outstanding!
Any moron with a pack of matches can start a fire. Raining down sulfur takes a huge level of endurance. Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer.
He just did a peter pan off this ledge, right here. Boom
I want a whole bunch of phone taps. You tell him I'll call him up later and tell on whom -- IF I'm in a good mood!