U think you're hot? Fire is hot. So u wanna be like fire and burn everything down. U think you're sweet? Cake is sweet. So u wanna be unhealthy and make everyone gain weight. U think you're cute? Dogs are cute. So u wanna look like a dog. U think you're on the ball? Slutty hookers w/ STDs are ALWAYS on the ball. So u wanna be a slutty hooker. (Speaking of hookers, there is a discount during Dec. at Madame Wilson's House of Whores.) U think you're mysterious? Spam is mysterious. So u wanna be like Spam. U think you're the best? Michael Jackson thought he was the best and he likes little boys. So u wanna be like Michael Jackson. U think you're rich? Bill Gates and Oprah are rich. 'Nuff said there. U think you can say it all? Well, I can hold up 1 finger and make anyone speechless so ha.
------Susannah
Joe: Ya know, Maid Marion is really hot.
Matt: Joe. She's a fox!
Joe: yeah, she's foxy alright.
Grahmcracker!
Cheese: the universal word of laughter
SSN771: I'm telling you biology club :-)
SSN771: The president is female :-) :-) :-)
ViracochaInca: dude ... we aren't biology ppl
ViracochaInca: that shit is for like bio majors
SSN771: so what :-) we are in a biologic pursuit for the survival of our species :-)
Jenn: "are you going to behave?"
Becki: "no."
Jenn: "good!"