E.S.A.
E.S.A.
Members:
Annalisa aka: Jersey
Jenn aka: Mamma Eep
Kim aka: H.R.H Kimbelle Hobbelle Anthrax McQueeney, ruler of Cheestopia
Becki aka: the chaotic pet monkey dragon
Jen H.
Missy
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Other various Jokes/Words/Phrases:
Where’s Missy? ---“running”
“Is that a Y chromosome thing?”
Evoluted
suicided
drunkable
fooding
breadsticks
Kim’s cheese
Squirrels!
flashlights
“I'm technically a virgin” <--Jersey
Satan’s little virgin
Walking to Muhlenberg
Let’s play a game! Where did Jenn leave her keys?
Jenn OD’ing on Aleve
“has jenn been taking aleve again?”
JELLY BEANS: yellow-bad, red-good
Spencers
Becki broke the phone
Becki broke the door knob
SmURfS
e. coli are cute!
Mrs. Kirkwood on prozak
Becki and power tools
Bonfires
Alchamahol
“Why do i care? I'm not an english major.”
“Shut up! that’s why I'm not an english major!”
“I'm a good little Catholic school girl” <-- Jersey
Sex is a combination reaction
“The Lab, The Lab, The Lab is on fire. We don’t need no water let the mother f*cker burn. Burn mother f*cker, burn.”
Fruit Flies!
“It’s in my car” <-- missy
“is college life tomorrow?” <--annalisa
megriated
“this is the product of an all girl college” <--missy
“Sex? what?” <--kim
“this will be the only tangent today”<--dr. hale
“i wanna be a phosphate group!” <--Becki
“I'm Robaphilc” <--Becki
“i don’t get it” <--kim
“i don't like to chew” <--kim
“they don’t mate very well if they’re dead”
“kim said the word f*ck”
“theres a naked man in our bio book and i can see his genatalia” <-- becki’s weak attempt at studying
MAD PASSIONATE BUNNY COMBINATION RECTION
“kim…it’s 11:30…we’re in college…and we’re watching the HISTORY CHANNEL”<--Eep
Ground Round
Go NADs!
“Prozak or clothes on? what?” <--kimble
“why does pot grow in front of the science building?”
“lithium wants it more than anyone else and gold don’t give a damn”<--becki
Horizonal Polka
Chipmunk dance!
TGIF!
tying cherry stems into knots!
"mmm....breadsticks"<--kimble
driving blind
Becki jumping out at kim and scaring her "damn you"<--kim
Kim lays down--and gets the guys...they just come to her
Kim's vertical bed: no chewing, no peeing, no walking, no typing, no guys hitting on her
How do you confuse Anthrax with sugar!!!!???
Ramen Noodles!!
"right index finger sex!"<--kim
"I'm a homewrecker!!!"<--kimble
"Again! with the ASS!!!" <--Jenn to becki
"i'm making babies in a fishtank" <--kim
Ovie the oven mitt
he's kim's friend...even though its JENN'S ovenmitt
Ovie the oven mitt...he goes on adventures...damit
"The oven mitt will not be "getting it on" with the bear!!"<--jenn
"I want to be a snowflake in a Belle dress"<--kim
"you could make me ramen...it sounds like rob?"<--kim to becki
"Shut up cookie! shut up!"<--jenn to kim
Car flirting is great...until you realize you are 14 miles from the NY border and you have to be home by 6...
"phone sex?"<--kim....during a convo with jersey
"Dirty, dirty whore..."
"I'm not dirty..."--Becki
"Kim's a clean whore"--Becki
"So...you naked??"<--some random friend on im
Kid in koala costume: "Hi Llama, hi llama"
Mom: "No sweetie, she's a princess..."
Kid: "Hi princess, hi princess"
OVIE...Fire Breathing Narple Smucker!!
"Have you ever been to Lehigh and been phosphorylated?"--Kinda kinky...
"Water is every guy's sexual fantasy"
BEACH BALLS!
Watching the Mummy about 3 million times...
Hot sexy vampires...come suck my blood...hehe
Becki's blue shit...it's all over the room...it just flies around...
becki cut herself again
Kims is one big ouch
Kidneys...no wait...appendix...no wait..heart....oh damn...i'm dead <--kim
Kim:i'm going to break his little...maleness
Jenn: ovie's a hermaphadite
Kim: he's a narple smucker!
Oh damn..i'm more boring than an oven mitt!<--mike
bad touch
Kim's away message: becki has won me over and lured me downstairs for some peanut butter cookies.....i'm sorry but my stomach has won the battle
blue shit's eating kim.....again
we're a dancin'!
"My downward spiral it just faster than everyone else's"<--kim
"i think i'm having hot flashes, damit"<--kim