Random Bits of Advice



Don’t screw with the cactus.
You screw with the cactus, you get hurt.
Don’t touch the cactus.
Don’t sit on the cactus.
Don’t eat the cactus.
Don’t even look at the cactus.
You touch the cactus, you get hurt.
Simple as that.
You screw around, you get hurt.
Don’t screw around!

how do you know if you don’t try the shoe on first?
but you don’t want to wear it out before you buy it either.

Keep the sneech in check!

Keep the weech in check!

Don't wash your hands in Anthrax!

Remember: it's like the Necrophiliac version of Prokaryotic Sex

Don't break Jenn's Disulfide bonds!

The only safe sex is Right Index Finger sex.

Jenn does not appreciate her car being made into the sex car.

If we don't talk about it, the problem isn't there.

When boys dont' know how to deal with something, they punch it.

Don't pee on fire hydrants!

Do not hit boys on bikes....even if they are going 70 miles per hour and criscrossing the highway.

Don't let Annalisa steal snowflake ornaments from Fridays!

Don't let Becki near anything she can steal and hide

Don't leave your ID card unattended if Becki is around...it's "disapear"

Mountain Dew is NOT a form of birth control

Friends are the duct tape of our lives
you never get enough on a roll

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