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Wolverine was looking for his enemy Olkteh Teehee. He had tracked him down to Walden Colorado. He knew just from the name Teehee’s base was there. Even though Teehee never ran to a town, it was too dangerous. He knew that Teehee knew that he was following him. He had run to the town in desperation, trying to lose him. He went to the worst part of town to where Teehee’s followers would be He didn’t know why but Teehee’s life had become cult; even Teehee hated it. They usually knew where Teehee was. He found one of them trying to pick his pocket. He grabbed the pickpocket’s shirt and lifted him off the ground.
"Where’s Teehee, bud." Wolverine growled.
"The... the great..." Said the follower nervously.
"He ain’t great." He said in a threatening manner.
"Teehee is near the television station." Said the follower quickly.
He dropped the pickpocket, and went to the station, which he had passed on the way. When he got to the station he found no easy way in. He looked around for another possibility. There was a video store next door to the station. They were having a special in children’s videos. He knew that’s where Teehee was. That was just Teehee’s style. He entered the store and asked the young woman at the counter where were the children’s videos were. She told them and he went to in the direction the person at the counter told him to go. He looked at the wide selection of colorful children’s videos. One hadn’t been moved in ages, there was at least inch of dust on it. He pulled it away from the wall and brushed off the dust. He saw that the video was called "Land of the Fluffy Bunnies." He cringed. Now that was obnoxious, and definite proof that Teehee was there. Suddenly he heard Teehee laughing
"Tee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee, lookie lookie I caught a wookie, or should I say a Wolvie?"
"TEEHEE!!!" He yelled angrily.
He looked around and only the person at the counter stared back.
"Who’s Teehee mister?"
"No one kid."
He turned around and looked at the video. He knew this was a clue. Suddenly someone put their hands in front of his eyes. He couldn’t shake the person off. Then he heard Teehee’s voice.
"No one, Eh?" Said the voice mocking Wolverine’s Canadian accent
"Get offa me!"
"Nice video you got there Wolive, you’ve given me a great idea. Nice trip!"
And suddenly everything went dark.
When he awoke he was outside. It was very bright as if there wasn’t a cloud in the sky. The ground below him was soft. The smell of a thousand flowers filled the air so much it was sickening.
"Where am I?" he said, opening his eyes.
Then a high pitched , annoying voice said:
‘You’re in the wand of the Fwuffy bunny people."
He jumped up and was standing in a second. He saw hundreds of little cute fluffy bunnies staring at him happily. A little bunny had stepped forward and said with a sugar sweet voice:
"Hewo Mister Wolive, my name is Fwuffy Wuffy and your are owr Bwest fwend."
"I think I’m going to be sick." Said Wolverine, realizing that Teehee had somehow put him in the video.
"Ohw, you Poorw thing"said a bunny.
He had to get away from that weird talking rabbit, and fast. He turned to escape and bumped into a tree. It was walking.
"Hey, watch it!"Yelled Wolverine.
"Oh, sorry." Said the tree.
"What the..." said Wolverine.
"Owh, we phorgot to twell you. The twees are awive." Said Fluffy Wufffy.
" Anything else you forgot?" Said Wolverine.
"Nwo." Said Fluffy.
He decided to make the best of the situation, determined not to let Teehee get the upper hand.
"Is there any way I can be alone?" asked Woliverine.
"Why wes, you cwan go swit by the wake."
"Where’s that?"
"Ower there Wolvie."
He walked over in the direction Fluffy had indicated. He was tired, he hadn’t slept in a while because he had been tracking Teehee. So he decided to take a nap. HE had finally fallen asleep when he was woken up by a bunch of little baby bunnies. They were all asking him to get up and play with them. The voices were even higher than Fluffy’s. Their voices hurt his ears.
"Shut up!" Wolvie shouted.
They looked up at him with sad little faces.
"Go away, I’m trying to sleep."
"But itw’s the miwidle of the dway." They whined.
He suffered half an hour with their whining until he got up and went away. He spent nearly an hour and a half trying to get alone for everything there wanted to play with him. It was then that Fluffy saw that he was unhappy so he decide to gather all his friends together and make Wolverine happy again. They went over to Wolverine.
"Wolvie, we swee that you arwe unhawpy. So we arwe gowing to hawve a singawong."
Wolverine was angry by now, but when they started to sing kombya with their high pitched voices, he had had it. Everyone heard a snikt and then heard Fluffy scream. A moment later Fluffy fell apart. He had been cut with Wolverines three claws right down the middle. Everyone took in a deep breath of air.
"You’ve killed Fluffy! Screamed a female bunny. Wolverine didn’t answer, he just sliced her down then he did the same to the next rabbit. Wolverine went on a killing rampage, killing anything that moved. He didn’t stop until two days later. By then nothing was alive. He stopped and screamed.
"TEEHEE, YOU’RE NEXT!!!"
Suddenly his eyes opened, he was back at the video store.
"What the?!?!" He said, confused.
The person at the counter walked over to him and said angrily:
"Mister, don’t mess with the video."
She took it from him and saw it had been cut into three strips of video.
"You’re going to have to pay for this." She said, her anger apparent.
Wolverine decided it wasn’t important so he got up and started to walk away. He really didn’t want to deal with paying for the dumb video. He wanted to forget it ever existed.
"Don’t make me get you back here." She yelled at him.
Wolverine stopped. He reached into one of his pockets and got something. He threw it at the person’s feet. It was a penny.
"There, it’s more than it’s worth. You should be thanking me not yelling."
With that he left. The person was steamed.
Before he turned the corner he heard Teeheee laughing. He looked about but there was no one there except the angry store person yelling at him.
"I hate that kid."
He continued on his search for Teehee, knowing he was no longer in the vicinity.
The store person walked back into the store and headed in the direction of the counter. She knocked once on the counter and said:
"Teehee, he’s gone. You can get from behind the counter."
He came up from behind the counter giggling.
"You said "don’t make me get you back here" to Wolive, Dice? You’re braver than me!"
She gave him a look to kill.
"You call me brave, you sent Wolverine to the land of the Fluffy bunnies! Next time he sees you he’s going to kill you. Oh wait, he already was ready to do that." She said bluntly.
She saw him burst out into laughter.
"You really enjoy your work don’t you?" she commented as she closed up shop so they could continue on their way.
THE END
