News 7.28.2004 - Good news, all...Count Gripsnatch spent some time in the patented Defecated Corpse dungeon and pounded out 3 of the last 4 remaining songs that needed vocals, and i strongly suspect the last one is almost finished, since the troll that lives down there who whips him and makes him eat Rectal Loaf mixed with Puke Log (a wondrous combination...) says he's getting kind of sick of being locked down there, away from all of our ravenous groupies and also a feral gerbil he takes on vacations sometimes. they get along great, or so i've been told. oh well...one more song then it's off to Metal Blade Records she goes!! Stay tuned for more news and some hopefully funny rejection letters. See ya later. Also...Andy from Rusty Axe...get in touch when you see this.

News 7.21.2004 - Since someone called us the best band on earth, we've decided to do like Morbid Angel and stick our solos up on the page all by their lonesome so you guys can listen to them too. Check out the SOUNDS page now Bitch!

News 7.18.2004 - 3 songs have been put up on the site for the benefit of Count Gripsnatch and Tom Brokaw, as well as anyone else who would like to hear them. They've been recently revamped with gobs of solos, all that needs to be done is the vocals on these songs and we're off to the cd place. Well, kinko's and my CD burner, but either way, it will be a high quality product well worth your money. We'll be taking a short break before new writing commences, but I'll be updating the website with news on the release of "Brewer." 'Til then, Check out the newly updated SOUNDS and LYRICS pages

News 7.1.2004 - The new album "Brewer" is nearly finished, all that remains is a few last minute vocal tweaks then it's off to be mastered. The creation of this album was a journey fraught with danger, intrigue, thrash and a few clits, and we defecated corpses just so happened to learn a few things along the way. Like...apparently how to sound like Metallica's 'Kill 'em All,' Van Halen (for 'Robert Brewer's Malignancy), Metal Church, Judas Priest, Voivod...who else...we got an In Flames reference for a riff in 'Onslaught of Estrogen,' Dark Angel, Mercyful Fate, I guess I'll throw one in there just a-for me...Tankard, are the best band this world will ever see. Obviously this is a thrashy old-schoolish record, however, there is most certainly (not) something for everyone on it. Hmm...There will be something for you on it if you like...

 

Old News (12.14.2003) - Count Gripsnatch is once again a member of Defecated Corpse, reclaiming the spot of vocalist! After several years as a Snatchless band, we can once again say that Defecated Corpse is whole, with both founding members now together again. This is a suprising but relieving turn of events, since Morbid Bolton cannot sing falsetto convincingly. New material is being written, the first song of which is available for download on the Sounds page; it will be the first Defecated Corpse album recorded with a full line-up since 2000's The Chronicles of Anii. As always, expect more speed, more skill and better songwriting, because we Defecated Corpses run a tight ship here. Also be on the lookout for a couple of ancient songs redone by the new band up for download in the future. If you're really lucky, you'll find a golden ticket in one of them that allows you access to a fantastical fudge factory!!

Above: Count Gripsnatch wondering if the 'Assbong' is gay or not...
Welcome back, buddy!

Old News (11.29.2003) - Alright, fuck all the other shit up 'til now. Something happened that is so great, so magical, so DEFECATED, as one might say, that an actual website update is necessary. Actually, an entirely new website might be necessary, since the new band is actually up and kicking some ass. Now as I've said before, the new Defecated Corpse is now a 4-piece, much like a super value deal at a chicken place. Not enough can be said about these super talented new additions to Defecated Corpse's "jam with us for one day then quit or get kicked out" line-up, especially since if there actually was a limit to the things that could be said about them, they'd probably go and do something stupid just so there would be more to say about them. Oh well...there are some EXTREMELY preliminary songs that we recorded pretty much all in one take, featuring the tight as a vice rhythm guitarings of Morbid Bolton, the wailing shreiking bitch kill you leads of "Summer" Breece, and the Holy Shit from Joe. I'm not kidding, that's what i just kept saying the whole time. Check out the Sounds page for the new shit, unfortunately (or not, in case you thought it all sucked), I took down all the older shit. There might be a time in the future when I put up some really old stuff just so I can laugh at how terrible it is. Keep checking back, you Beefycore maniacs.

 

Old News (9.25.2003) - Ok, here's some new news finally...8 months and no updates is gay. No, really...Defecated Corpse is apparently a band once again, this time there's an all new line-up again, with the exception of Morbid Bolton who never leaves, cuz this is HIS house, muthafucka!!. The new guys are: Abraham Lincoln on bass, Sluttasmoka on 'Blaze-ing' lead guitar, and Joe on drums. Theyre awesome as shit. Hopefully shit will turn out good.