The Grumpy Old King

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Q: How can you tell a hungry Moehog has eaten too much ?
A: When it's carrying a basket of dried Aisha !
-Got 606 neopoints and sludge pie

Q: How do you recognise a hungry skeith?
A: When they're holding a basket of chia.
-Got 27 nps

Q: When is an Anubis similar to King Coltzan?
A: When it's offering a shield of gold!
-Got 81 nps and raw potato

Q: Why would a Faerie Usul dress up like Lord Darigan?
A: When it's got a cloak of smashed 101 dark novas!
-Got hot crossed buns

Q: How do you recognise a hungry skieth?
A: When its holding a plate of chia!!
-Got ants on ants and 57nps

Q: When is an Anubis similar to King Coltzan?
A: When it's offering a shield of gold!
-Got tasty turnip tarter and 652 nps

Q: What is another name for a Baby Chia ?
A: A hidden basket of Faerie Chia !
-Got chunky meaty stew and 82 nps

Q: How can you recognize a fierce Skeith from a tin of olives?
A: When it's eating a basket of Guide To Kiko!
-Got a bag of peas

Q: How can you tell a hungry Moehog for eating to MAGAX?
A: When They're carrying a basket of dried Aisha!
-Got a bag of peas

Q: How can you tell a adventurous Lupe has eaten too much ?
A: When it's holding a basket of aubergine Chia!
-Got a hot crossed buns and 613 nps

Q: What should you call a school of desert Cybunnies who manages to defeat a Battle Faerie?
A: A bowl of Cybunny surprise ice lollies!
-Got a gruel and 60 nps

Q: What is another name for a baby Blumaroo?
A: A Blumaroo !
-Got 602 nps

Q: How do you keep a pack of avocado chias from deciding to challenge the The Esophagor?
A: By offering them a bowl of shadow Lenny berry sandwiches
- Got a raw potato and 47 nps

Q: How do you recognize a herd of hungry Skeiths ?
A: When They're holding a plate of spotted Chias!
- Got 605 nps and gruel

Q: When is an Anubis similar to king coltzan?
A:when it's offering a spell of light!
- Got a cup of water

Q: What do you call a baby blumaroo?
A: A big Baby!
Got 607 nps and a sludge pie

Q: What do you call a family of baby Bruces?
A: Brucey Bs!
Got tasty turnip tartar

Q: What do you call a fiery shoyru?
A: A Scorchio

Q: What do you call a family of Baby Chias?
A: A Skeith omelette !
Got a raw potato