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Whoa Whoa Whoa people, you are not to be looking at this site while you're in computer class, dumbasses... You can wait till you get home, I know its great but you have to wait.

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Full Version 

Enjoy this packed version, full of extras like polls, cartoons, music and animated pictures that make the page come alive.  Recommended for faster computers, DSL or newer model.

Compact Version

The bare minimum, quotes and links to other parts of the site, no pictures or polls, only one music file.  For slower computers that can't handle the full version.

Please check out these Remixes

A new twist on quotes: Mr. Hizzo Quotes

My MIDI (Music)

The next three links may have you laughing your ass off, make sure it is firmly attached before proceeding, thank you.

WheelChair Racing! Start pumpin' those arms cuz its on!

Superman 5, coming to a crazy ass theatre near you

Superman, the final epic showdown

MORE SUPERMAN

THE MOMENT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!! SUPERMAN VS. HULK!!

The other moment you didn't really know about but were subconsciously waiting for! SUPERMAN VS. JUMPING JOE

Yes, its here, the wait is over Superman vs. Sombrero Silvia part 1

Yea guys, I'm on a roll! Superman vs. Sombrero Silvia part 2