(See Part One for rules and explanations.)
AND THE RESULTS ARE IN!
Despite having the same relationship points, number of logic skill points, and both being best friends with him, Vanilla's third lightning bolt, silver gardening badge and crush allow her to keep the lead with a hefty 30 points. Chocolate, however, despite her own silver gardening badge, finds that hard work is not enough to counter a crush in this contest and so she is OUT!
Blueberry waves goodbye--in her underwear. I mean, while wearing her underwear. Not taking any chances at this point, are we?
Oh, dear. Look at the
expression on her face! This is not a happy camper.
...and then there were three.
...
Yeah.
OUCH! I honestly didn't even see what he did...
On the date, down at my favourite place to send dates that might end up in the photo booth, IFyaknowwhatimean, the Crypt-O-Night club! Here Rainbow Misfit does a walkby. Yes, I like to take snaps of my own Sims cameoing in each other's stories, get used to it.
Well, that (a "Make Out" kiss) seems to have heated the date up...but Crumplebottom is there with her PURSE OF VENGEANCE!
He didn't let that stop him, though. Even though she beat him up again...
and again...
and again.
(Ohoho, look what just showed up as a Want.
Get engaged to Blueberry...)
"Hey babe" (finger-shoots) "enjoy the show?" Blueberry is one of the funniest Sims I've ever had, I swear. She does public woo-hoo and then instead of being embarrassed, comes out all
swaggering and HIGH-FIVES the crowd! I'm serious! Then she (briefly) wanted to Public Woo-Hoo three different people.
Um.
You're KNOWLEDGE, not Romance, dear.
The nice new house I moved the "runners up" into so they'd still be playable/show up around the place, etc. Of course, it also includes a small garden. It's all in blue...because. (shrug)
Meanwhile, back at the ra--er, farm, Vanilla may be jilted but she's
still going to show us what a great cook she is, dammit!
Vanilla and the Magical Golden Sparkly Fish!
Blueberry says hi to another of the local Time Lord. Heh.
OOOH IT'S SNOWING...Yeah, yeah, I know, obligatory. Shut up. :P
...oh my GORGEOUS. Vanilla, you're easily the artsiest Sim I've ever had...
(But look how low her temperature is... Get. INSIDE!)
And then Frobisher the Intellectual Penguin shows up to have a nice chat about politics with their snowmen. Of course.
Haha! In Soviet SimRussia, Doctor fanboys YOU!
("She's looking through a telescope! GASP!"
...actually...)
HAHAH. Yes, Vanilla, we all know Three is indeed all that AND a bag of crisps, but, NO. Bad girl!
(His Sim-name is after his oft-used pseudonym "John Smith", only spelled "Jon" after the ACTOR'S name because I felt like it.)
And we say good-bye to our last runner-up...who leaves with thoughts of her crushed hopes and dreams, as she walks slowly past her half-melted snowman, and the half-naked Time Lord.
...wait.
Spontaneous makeout: "IT'S YOU AND ME, HONEY!" (glomp)
A sweet, romantic scene...aside from the fact that her hand is going straight THROUGH his body...!
He doesn't waste any time on this, either. "OH I'M SO SHOCKED!" In the background, Half-Naked Three approves.
I think this is one of my prettiest shots of him.
And of course they don't waste any time on THIS, either. I mean, besides all that brouhaha at the nightclub.
Awww. And Blueberry FINALLY has her glasses off while sleeping.
Terrence decides he absolutely MUST take care of the garden. Right now. Screw little conventions like, I don't know, getting clothed first--there's WEEDING to be done! TO THE MULCHMOBILE!
Wedding in the snow! Vanilla decides to drown her bitterness in lots and lots of BOOZE. Booze. Makes everything better! Brought to you by the Veronaville Booze Council.
Oh! (does girlish clasp-hands-to-chest thing) Nothing more picturesque than a winter wedding...except a winter wedding at
night, which Rhys Gruffudd and his first wife somehow managed, over in Riverblossom Hills. Anyway, they're freezing to death, AWWW, how romantic...
Awww...
And the wedding guests approve--even though they're risking their
lives dressing like that in this weather. (Notice I gave them all thematically appropriate formal wear, too. I made ALL their outfits in the correct colours as much as I could.)
Mint is the only one here with enough sense to wear her actual winter coat! But lookit the poor maid over there...! Geez...
Terrence, you're SWIMMING in money, by my usual Sims standards. Give her a frickin' raise or something!
(rolls eyes) Yet another Sim who can't AIM right. Oy. (And notice what one of his Wants is now...)
The key to a good wedding party? Making your guests sit bare-legged in knee-deep snow!
The cake, ladies and gentlemen: Mostly eaten! (It tends to just get ignored at a lot of my Sim-weddings...)
And Blueberry decides to follow Vanilla's example. Oy. This is gonna be an interesting family...
And Mint finally changes into her formal gown. Little late there, girl.
They get into the limo...
And we say goodnight to this rendition of Farmer Wants a Wife. Goodnight, everybody, and may whoever it is you might or might not believe in bless.
To continue reading the chronicles of the Winters Family, click HERE.
To read the original "Farmer Wants a Wife: Season 1--Riverblossom Hills", click HERE.
