"I am imagination.
I can see
what the eyes cannot see.
I can hear
what the ears cannot hear.
I can feel
what the heart cannot feel."
~ Peter Nivio Zarlenga ~
None of this is mine. These characters don’t belong to me. I only dance them around on puppet strings to amuse myself and other people. Buffy, Spike, Giles, Willow – and all the other characters because I’m too fucking lazy to write all their names down – belong to the mastermind that gave all of us something to write about: Joss Whedon.
Just ask me. That's all you gotta do.
The Not-So-Naughty Bits
This is the fiction that is more along the semi-suitable lines for a younger audience. This includes the early stuff, and I'm still writing the one-shots, so this section will eventually keep growing.
these fictions are rated r and nc17, and are therefore not
suitable for minors!
In other words, if you're under 18, you'd better skedaddle and go read the Baby-Sitters Club books. It's safer. Plus, I don't feel like getting in trouble because somebody that's way too young decides that they're mature enough for my sexually explicit, violent, bad-language-filled stories when they really aren't. So shoo.