Kiss This Justin
Fits of all, Im gunna ream you pretty bad so you should probably slip into something a little more comfertable...a coma would be just fine. I never forget a face...but in your case I'll make an exception! This is how I describe you: A few clowns short of a circus. A few fries short of a Happy Meal. A room temperature IQ. As smart as bait. Bright as Alaska in December. Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel. Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together. If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate. If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week. If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change. If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer. Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled. Takes him 2 hours to watch 60 Min. Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice. Are your parents siblings? As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home? Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth? Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you? Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you? Don't you need a license to be that ugly? Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.
He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot. Here's 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!
How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open? I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others? I heard you went to have your head examined but thedoctors found nothing there. I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo. I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high. I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it! I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying. I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission! If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive. If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M. Some day you will find yourself - and wish you hadn't. There is no vaccine against stupidity. Mess with me again Justin, and I will magfify you public humiliation to an even grater level.
