NEWS 5/4 - 5/10
5/5/03 (kal)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THIS WEBSITE! IT HAS BEEN TWO PAINFUL AND POINTLESS YEARS OF TOTAL BULLSHIT TO BRING TO YOU WHAT YOU SEE TODAY: TOTAL BULLSHIT!
Yes, it was two years ago today that Matt was sitting upstairs at the computer, and we said "Gee whiz, it sure would be swell to make a wholesome and enjoyable website that young or old, healthy or sick, talented or Ben Affleck alike could sit down and read. So far, we haven't accomplished any of this, and we haven't gotten any closer since we started. But there may be some changes for the better on the site, such as more 20/100 articles. I wrote the X-2 review in honor not only of the movie, but for the birthday of this blessed site. If I can find the time tomorrow between playing Metroid Prime and sleeping, I might write an article on Arby's. Positive? No. It will not be. It will be writhing with anger and hatred. Because of the way things are working out, I may trash a few of the sections to your left and compile things into more general categories, because at this rate, nothing is being looked at anyways. Somehow the new counter I installed recently has made it past 50, though I have been on the front page a few times myself. Be ready for DariUSA soon, I have made the cover art "prototype", and ideas are at work. As for The Pills, don't be very expectant, like you should be of POODLE CAT! POODLE CAT! POODLE CAT! POODLE CAT!
5/6/03 (kal)
"Wake up! You can't remember where it was. Had this dream stopped?" I should be doing homework right now, but I don't know what it is. Maybe I should pay more attention in class. Maybe not. Damn, my eyes hurt. I want to sleep right now. It's only fourth period of the day and I don't want to have French or History. English is fine though because we never do any work in that class anyways. I think we're watching a Shakespeare film now, so I don't have anything to worry about. History is just plain boring though, and I always forget to do whatever homework we have in French. I'd probably remember if I just looked, but that's not a chance I'm willing to take. Moving is so over-rated. Right now only my fingers and eyes are moving, and I feel exhilirated. However, doing things really takes a lot out of a person. Like an enema. Ahh, I don't know what to write. No, I can't start writing POOP. I've done that too much already. I want to sleep. I want to leave. I want to... write an article about Arby's. See ya there... Oh and sign my guestbook.
5/7/03 (kal)
Wow, today I got to stay home from school, because today was some fieldtrip to see Chicago, and since I wasn't going, I got to stay home. I may get to stay home on Friday too, just because. Yay, so little time left in the school year, and I'm wasting it like nothing. Well, I finally wrote the Arby's article, but only after writing Why Today Fucking Sucked yesterday. In four days, the Articles / 20/100 section has grown by three articles. Chaz-O-Chac seems to be shaping up. Well, I'm going to watch TV and listen to music now, which is obviously more important than talking to you. Good-bye, bitch.
5/8/03 (kal)
Wrote a new article about Hey Arnold. God, I hate that show.