News 5/18 - 5/24

5/19/03 (kal)
CRY AND LAUGH, LITTLE KAIDS! Anyways, I haven't been doing an excessive amount of posting recently, and I'm not going to today. I'm too tired. Wait, this weekend, I almost got a dog. A fucking stupid, smelly, ugly puppy. I would have kicked my mom in the forehead if she bought it. I hate dogs, especially tiny shivering little asshole shits like the one she was looking at. We might have gotten it too, if I hadn't opposed it so much. Damn.

5/20/03 (kal)
AL AL AL AL AL AL ALA LA ALA LA LA ALAL AL AL AAL ALLA LA AL LAAL L AAL L AL L AL LA AL ALAL LA L AL! As of today, I am now calling myself Weird Kal, as I did back in the day. I used to have a site called weird kal's weird al site, but I think angelfire deleted it because less than three people went to it in three years. Damn, it was so good. Anyways, I just finished typing up a new Article about how attractive Renee Zellweger is. Damn.

5/24/03 (kal)
Kal is wondering why matt hasn't posted in three years. Kal is liable to KILL without asking first. Just because.