Renee Zellweger = Ugly Slut

Okay, I'm willing to bet that most of you have seen or at least heard of Renee Zellweger (I was disappointed to find that I had spelled her name right), and anyone who has could (or should) agree with me that she is an ugly, talentless bitch who deserves to die. I want to go up to her and say "Hey, you know what?" And then she would say "What?" And then I would dropkick her skull in, and marvel at how much more beautiful she is with her face imploded. Yes, a bloody, tortured, lifeless face would be much more attractive to me than her stupid, ugly, lemon sucking, dog-face. I read in an online news article that "Down with Love", her stupid dumbfuck new movie, made less than half the expected revenue. If that isn't hilarious, I don't know what is. At any rate, the movie probably sucked ass, because as I've found, anything with Ewan McGregor probably sucks.

If you watch any movie with dog-face fuck-weger, she usually appears to think that she's somewhat attractive. She's apparantly one of the sexiest modern women, too. Well the list must not include anyone else, because she is an assfaced whore. I hate her guts, and I would like to see her die. Even if it was just a fake death scene in a movie. Watching her die would put a big fat smile on my face, because I'd know that her big fat ass is dead. Oh man, I can't take anymore of this ugly stupid shit. I looked on the net for the most attractive picture I could find of her, and this is what I found:



And that was attractive for her standards. I have a request for Mrs. Zellweger. Could you please, as soon as possible, kill yourself? Thank you.

This has been Kal, hating stupid ugly talentless bitches.

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