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Donkey punch dirt sanchez combo- This is when you are getting a girl in the butt, and right before you are about to blow your load you punch her in the back of her head. This will then cause her to pass out and in doing so will make her muscles tighten for that extra pleasure when releasing your man fat. After doing that, you stick your index finger up her ass and then whiping it over her upper lip so it will stink for days. Houdini- when you get a girl from behind (not necesarrely in the butt) and you say you are about to cum on her back. you withdraw from the orfases and very quitly spit on her back. when you are finished tell her to turn around. then jerk off in her eye and yell HOUDINI. The hot carl- this is a very short process but extremely grosse. you take a dump on the girls chest. then proceed to titty fuck her. Skiing- When you get a girl in the back seat of a car and have two guys. one sitting on each side of her. then have her give each a hand job at the same time. thus making it look like she is flying down a mountain holding two skiing poles. The Clevland Steamer- you must have a really sick girlfriend who would do this one. You must have her give you head while taking a shit. Foggy Goggles- If you are doing it with a girl who has glasses on. Just blow your load on her face and glasses. Greek Salad- When you are doing a chick in the butt and keep romving your condom but leaving it inside her. do this alot of times. Then after you are done have her go and take a shit and it will look somewhat like a salad. Polish Abortion- Screw a girl with a condom on. Whe you blow your load take the condom off and tie it at the end. Then throw it at the wall as hard ass you can and yell "YOU FUCKERS AREN'T GETTING OUT THIS TIME!" Feltching- This is when you are fucking a girl in the pussy or ass without a condom on. Then you blow your load and suck the cum back out. Bull Frog- Only a few can pull of this one. Get a girl to give you head have her stop for a second. Pull your balls over your dick, then let them go so it hits your girl in the face. Neopolitan- If you have ever heard of the ice cream, it is a mixture of strawberry, chocolate, and vanilla. How to do it is you have to fuck a girl in the butt who has never been fucked in the but before, then cum in her and have her take a shit. The strawberry being the blood from her not ever having butt sex before. Vanilla for the cum. And chocolate from her shit. Angry dragons- this is just simply another way of having a girl deep throat you while you push her head down. T-Bagging- just simply have a girl put your nuts in her mouth and suck on them. Fudgecicle- Fuck a girl in her ass and then have her give you head. Dolphin safe tuna- This is just a theory that my friend came up with. I'm sure wee have all heard the term "flogging the dolphin" which refers to a guy masterbating, calling his dick a dolphin. And calling a girls pussy, tuna, i'm sure is not a strange word to anyone also. So if a girl was a virgin. would she be considered to have "dolphin safe tuna". I'll let you be the judge of that one. |
