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Clunk
An auto mechanic received a repair order that said to
check for a clunking noise when going around corners.
He took the car out for a test drive and made two right
turns, each time hearing a loud clunk.
Back at the shop, he returned the car to the service
manager with this note: “Removed bowling ball from
trunk.”
She's Right!
A Colleague was having a hard time operating her desk-top computer.
It was apparent that she had reached the end of her patience when she muttered at the screen,
"I know one thing. If I had a glass face like you do, I'd sure behave better."
Gossip
Betty, the town gossip and self-appointed supervisor of
the town's morals, kept sticking her nose into other
people's business.
Several local residents were unappreciative of her
activities, but feared her enough to maintain their
silence. However, she made a mistake when she recently
accused Ted, a local man, of being an alcoholic after
she saw his pickup truck parked outside the town's only
bar one afternoon.
Ted, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and
just walked away without saying a word. Later that
evening, he parked his pickup truck in front of her
house and left it there all night.
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Helping Hand
Jack was returning to work Monday morning with two
black eyes. His workmates were understandably curious:
"Jack, what happened to you?!?"
"It was the darnest thing! I was at church
yesterday, and this fat lady stood up in front of me.
You know how a dress can get stuck in the crack of the
butt of a fat lady? It looked funny. I figured she wouldn't like that, so I just reached
over and pulled it out with a little tug. Next thing I
know, she spins around and socks me one!"
"Jeez, you got TWO black eyes in one blow?"
"Naw. After she turned back around, I figured she
was angry that I pulled the dress out of her crack --
so I tried to poke it back in..."
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