July 13th, 2000-- UK..

We’re starting this tour in the UK, so that’s where we are for a few days...
Zac, Ike and I are going out tonight...to some under 21 club.. *yawn* I miss Mary and Sara...

I decided to fill out that survey William sent me before...the one that upset me...I sent it to Zac Sara and all my other online friends.. and I sent it to William as well.... I don’t know why...

--JTH.

July13, 2000--Taylor’s Survey

Part One: Information

Name:
· -i|[ JordanTaylorHanson ]|i- ·

Age:
· -i|[ 17 ]|i- ·

Birthdate:
· -i|[ March 14, 1983 ]|i- ·

Sex:
· -i|[ notlately..butreallysoon ]|i- ·

Family:
· -i|[ Mom Dad and a shitload of animals ]|i- ·

Status:
· -i|[ happily free ]|i- ·

Height:
· -i|[ magazines lie.. i’m only 5.9 ]|i- ·

Eye Color:
· -i|[ blue blue ]|i- ·

Hair Color:
· -i|[ greasy brown/blonde ]|i- ·

Birth Place:
· -i|[ jenks, ok ]|i- ·

Location:
· -i|[ right now.. UK.. ]|i- ·

School:
· -i|[ i ate my school, tasted good *burp* ]|i- ·

Pets:
· -i|[ brothers&sisters count? ]|i- ·

Part Two: Favorites

TV Show:
· -i|[ don’t watch ]|i- ·

Soap Opera:
· -i|[ see ‘TV Show’ ]|i- ·

Colors:
· -i|[ black, red and brown ]|i- ·

Number:
· -i|[ 2 ]|i- ·

Food:
· -i|[ i’m not a big fan, i just eat cuz i have to..McDonalds? ]|i- ·

Song(s):
· -i|[ Black crowes!! anything by them really... and that song by blink182.. AdamsSong.. i love that... ]|i- ·

Singer:
· -i|[ me...? ]|i- ·

Group:
· -i|[ argh.. black crowes again.. the ramones? stones? ther eare so many.. LynardSkynard.. do you even know what i’m talking about? ]|i- ·

Drink:
· -i|[ screwdrivers, long island ice tea, strawberry cream tequila, applejacks... long list.. but i don’t drink a lot.. ha ha... ]|i- ·

Movie:
· -i|[ "a clockwork orange", "trainspotting", "velvet goldmine", "man on the moon" , "the matrix", "foxfire" ]|i- ·

Animal:
· -i|[ Zoëcat and mackiedog ]|i- ·

Flower:
· -i|[ i’m going to have to say mary.. ]|i- ·

Memory:
· -i|[ this past 4th of july!!! the pool with zac sara and those people who were scared of us? i think that’s my fav. memory. and the moment that zac was born.. cuz i knew i had a new punching bag (kidding, don’t kill me zac) ]|i- ·

Friends Screen Name:
· -i|[ favorite friends Screenname?!?! well, i like sara’s SN cuz it actually has a meaning.. tassanja... ]|i- ·

Parent(s):
· -i|[ Fred&Ethel? oh, that was on i love lucy.. ok.. Diana&theMailman? :0) ]|i- ·

Clothing Store:
· -i|[ PlanetAid in Davis Square, Somerville, Mass 02144.. ]|i- ·

Sports Team:
· -i|[ ificouldcarelessiwould ]|i- ·

Wrestler:
· -i|[ DaveMyers ]|i- ·

Font:
· -i|[ now i’ll go into a long story about why i love the font GEORGIA.. It all started back in 99 when i was fooling around on my computer. we were in georgia at the time, and i decided to use the font.. well, it just so happened that i had to write the number 7 and i liked the way i hung down below all the other alphanumerics.. that’s why i like that font you probably don’t care well, neither do i. ]|i- ·

Book:
· -i|[ "a clockwork orange", "lord of the flies", "catcher in the rye" ]|i- ·

Writer:
· -i|[ sara mary me zac... ]|i- ·

Part Three: Friends

Best friend(s):
· -i|[ Sara and Zac (not nessisarily in that order..) ]|i- ·

2nd best friend:
· -i|[ probably mary? ]|i- ·

Get along most with:
· -i|[ everyoneunlessi’mmad ]|i- ·

See the most:
· -i|[ ike.... ]|i- ·

Funniest:
· -i|[ Zac & Ike ]|i- ·

Rudest:
· -i|[ sara ]|i- ·

Cutest:
· -i|[ mary.. just cuz the pink hair ]|i- ·

Dumbest:
· -i|[ william.. only because he gave in to society... yes, that makes you dum. ]|i- ·

Prettiest:
· -i|[ sara.. cuz i watched you sleep once. ]|i- ·

Prettiest eyes:
· -i|[ zac.. yeah, my brother has pretty eyes... shoot me. ]|i- ·

Understanding:
· -i|[ zaczaczaczaczaczaczac ]|i- ·

Bitchiest:
· -i|[ ike ]|i- ·

Biggest attitude:
· -i|[ AHEM!! ]|i- ·

Lovable:
· -i|[ zac (aw, brotherlylove) ]|i- ·

Crybaby:
· -i|[ zac? he’s gonna hit me now.. ]|i- ·

Miss the most:
· -i|[ .sara. ]|i- ·

Part Four: Love Life
**Only if you have a boyfriend/girlfriend**

Their name:
· -i|[ Sara Ashes Murray is my girlfriend.. LoL.. i’m such a big fan of her, she loves only me!!! ]|i- ·

Their age:
· -i|[ 18 ]|i- ·

Their birthdate:
· -i|[ August 9, 1981 ]|i- ·

What school they go to:
· -i|[ she graduated in 99 ]|i- ·

Why you like them:
· -i|[ cuz she’s a rockstar and she’s hot ]|i- ·

How long do you think you'll last:
· -i|[ Till tomorrow... when she calls me and says we’re not really dating :0P ]|i- ·

Who asked who:
· -i|[ no one... i just started assuming that we were dating ]|i- ·

What's Your Song:
· -i|[ we don't have one, isn't that a shame? ]|i- ·

Part Five: Past Love Life

How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had:
· -i|[ 65437654 ]|i- ·

How many times have you been in love:
· -i|[ 1 ]|i- ·

How many times have you gotten your heart broken:
· -i|[ 1 ]|i- ·

After the outcome, are you glad it happened?
· -i|[ yes ]|i- ·

Would you do it all again, not changing anything:
· -i|[ yes ]|i- ·

What would you do if someone said they liked you:
· -i|[ have passionate sex with them on the spot. ]|i- ·

Has anyone ever done that to you:
· -i|[ n o t y e t ]|i- ·

Why do you think guys/girls like you:
· -i|[ girls like me cuz i’m cute.. guys like me cuz i’m cute ]|i- ·

What do you look for in a guy/girl:
· -i|[ they have to breathe ]|i- ·

Have you ever found what you were looking for?
· -i|[ well there was this one lost soul who didn’t know how to breathe, and you see, this person is now living for someone else.... ]|i- ·

Who was the cutest:
· -i|[ myself...dontask... ]|i- ·

Who was your first love:
· -i|[ back in 1989... luci berkman.. oh man was she hot, with that missing front tooth. ]|i- ·

How far did you go:
· -i|[ with luci? well, i tried kissing her, like isaac told me to, and she pushed me down and cried... so, i got dumped.. ]|i- ·

Out of all your relationships, right now, what song reminds you of who?
· -i|[ "i kissed a girl”-luci (cuz she does that now.. good for her) “forgot about dre” -everyone else... becuz i forgot about them all ]|i- ·

Part Six: Miscellaneous

Dream job:
· -i|[ this ]|i- ·

Future sons name:
· -i|[ asshole hanson ]|i- ·

Future daughters name:
· -i|[ fucknugget hanson ]|i- ·

What are you thinking when you look at the *stars* at night:
· -i|[ how i wish i was somewhere else ]|i- ·

Do you have pleasant dreams or nightmares:
· -i|[ a little bit of both ]|i- ·

When do you think youll find your "true love"?
· -i|[ how the f*ck should i know?? ]|i- ·

At what age do you expect to die:
· -i|[ once again, how the F*CK should I know?? ]|i- ·

Are you planning on having a good day/night:
· -i|[ i’m going out w/ my brothers... i don’t know if that’s good or bad. ]|i- ·

Whats one thing that you cant stop thinking of that doesnt involve your love life:
· -i|[ touring touring touring. ]|i- ·

Will you send this out:
· -i|[ um yea... i mean, what other purpose do i have in doing this if i'm not gonna send it?? ]|i- ·

Of all people you send this to, who's most likely not to respond:
· -i|[ sarazac ]|i- ·

Say one nice thing about the person who sent this to you:
· -i|[ he’s got a big dick? that’s all i can really say to him that’s nice... ]|i- ·

Shout outs:
· -i|[ sara, my fake girlfriend, you’re amazing in the sack.. well, that’s what i told ike to make him stop asking me about you... LoL.. i’m sure you are? i dunno...
Zac.. you’re my everything right now, you’re holding me together.
Mary... mary... quite contrary... that’s perfect for you... ]|i- ·

Who sent this to you:
· -i|[ a big dick with a big dick ]|i- ·