I saw this decorating a few people's cubicles at work (thankfully, I don't work at the Post Office, or it would be cause for concern), and I thought it was pretty funny....don't know where they found it, but I can think of a few people who would get a kick out of it...plus, I have some time on my hands, why not type it up? Enjoy.
Grant me the Serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
the courage to change the things I cannot accept,
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had
to kill today because they pissed me off.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on
today as they may be connected to the ass that I may
have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work...
12% on Monday,
23% on Tuesday,
40% on Wednesday,
20% on Thursday,
and 5% on Fridays.
And help me to remember...
When I'm having a really bad day,
and it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
that it takes 42 muscles to frown
but only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to "bite me".
Amen.
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