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MAXI-PAD Vocalist: Chad Cadmium Bloody bitching. You're on the rag. Maxi-Pads in hand. I feel like a fag. Line at K-mart is way too slow. I wanna buy your Maxi-Pads, hurry up, and go. I don't understand why you don't just buy them yourself. Shameless attempt to degrade my manhood. No wonder I have issues, Woman. Finally at home, now I get to hear you bitch. I bought the wrong brand. Now I have to switch. Back in line. Pads in tow. Clerk's a fucking bitch. Wouldn't let me go. I don't understand why you don't just buy them yourself. Shameless attempt to degrade my manhood. No wonder I have issues, Woman. Back in the door without an exchange. Your Maxi-Pad syndrome makes me deranged. I sit in the car, gun in my hand. I pulled the trigger: you bitching, I can't stand The news headlines the next day read, "Dead man is found in car, Maxi-Pad stuck to his head.
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