NEW AND IMPROVED!
-1998-
UPDATE: 28 NOVEMBER 1998
ITEM:
Joshua Raymond has been added to the growing
list of names in the Cindy Nahaeeka
Biographies. To check it out, click here, or
follow the link on
the main page.
UPDATE: 12 NOVEMBER 1998
IT'S COMING...
UPDATE: 11 NOVEMBER 1998
ITEM:
Jason Hensley has been added to the growing
list of names
in the Cindy Nahaeeka Biographies. To check
it out, click here, or
follow the link on
the main page.
UPDATE: 5 NOVEMBER 1998
ITEM:
The Red Pepper and Ray and Cindy Nahaeeka FAQ
is now
completed and online! To check it out, click here or check out
the link on
our main page.
UPDATE: 25 OCTOBER 1998
ITEM:
We are currently working on many exciting
features for Red
Pepper and Ray Online. One of these features
is the Cindy
Nahaeeka Biographies. The biography pages of
Chad
Cadmium, and Brian Sikora (Eldridge Nixon),
are currently
up, and we hope to add Joshua Raymond and
Jason Hensley
(Slime Eubanks and Gidget Lovelace) soon.
Another feature
we are working on is the Cindy Nahaeeka/Red
Pepper and Ray
FAQ. Check out the link on the main page for
a sneek peek
at this. For some reason, we've been having
alot of
technical difficulties with this page, but it
should be
completed by the end of the week (we hope!).
Be sure and
check back to this page for the announcement
of the FAQ's
"official" grand opening. More news to come
in the coming
weeks.
UPDATE: 9 JUNE 1998
ITEM:
Our hordes of dedicated and loyal RPR fans
(we know you're
out there) may have noticed a lack of updates
or new
activity here at Red Pepper and Ray Online.
It seems that Red Pepper and Ray, much like
many of your
favorite television shows (Sabrina the
Teenage Witch,
Baywatch, etc...) has gone to re-runs over
the summer.
Don't worry though, Red Pepper and Ray's new
fall season
is coming soon, and it's gonna be better than
ever!
In the meantime, you might want to take this
oppurtunity
to memorize all of your favorite Cindy
Nahaeeka lyrics, or
maybe carve the face of Bing Crosby onto your
ass (the
choice is yours)!
Well, I'll be talking to you again soon, and
in the
meantime, don't forget to keep those Emails
coming.
Remember, we are Red Pepper and Ray, you must
submit to
our will!
Bye for now!
UPDATE: MAY 13, 1998
ITEM:
The Mysterious Lost Teleplay from the hit
television
series "Saved By The Bell" has been added to
our site.
Savvy websurfers well recognize it from the
now defunct
"Flouride Friends Television Room."
We at Red Pepper and Ray are proud to give it
a new home
here. Whoop-dee-doo.
ANNOUNCEMENT: APRIL 13, 1998
ITEM:
RPR wins a cheesy award! Red Pepper and Ray
Online is
proud to announce that we have recieved the
prestigious
"Best of the Planet Peoples' Choice Award!"
To the best
of our knowledge, the kind folks at Best of
The Planet are
pretty much handing these damn things out to
just about
anyone
who bothers to register with their search
engine, but that
is neither here nor there. The "peoples'
choice" is
apparently a reference to the any of the
miscellaneous
people who just happen to submit a URL. Of
course, if
these awards were even the slightest bit
discriminating,
I'm sure we still would have won, because our
site is
unquestionably The Mayor McCheesiest site
around, baby!
Damn straight.
Best of the Planet Awards 1998
So rememeber kids, when somebody stands
behind your desk
and asks "Hey man, what's that mofo web site
you lookin'
at," be sure and a respond: "Why, it's the
AWARD WINNING
Red Pepper and Ray Online, of course!"
INAUGURAL UPDATE: APRIL 12, 1998
ITEM:
Site Update! The
Cindy Nahaeeka Song Lyrics Archive is now
open. The
archive features the lyrics to a growing list
of classic
Nahaeeka tracks including "Bugs on my Uvula,"
"Cat Wants
Cheese," and more. No words can do justice
to the grand
paegentry that is Cindy Nahaeeka, but perhaps
these lyrics
can give you a glimpse of their genius.
ITEM:
Coming Soon From Red Pepper and Ray! Our
crack team of
scientists our hard at work developing new
pages for Red
Pepper and Ray Online. A tour through the
RPR labs
reveals
the following pages in various stages of
completion:
-"Mr. Advice Shows You His Warm
'Love-Tips'":
featuring relationship advice for troubled
teens
-"Drums of Doom": Red Pepper and Ray's
ace music
critics disect todays popular favorites
-"In the Spotlight": featuring
interviews with
A-list celebrities
This is just the tip of the iceberg. For
more information
about these and other upcoming pages, stay
tuned to "New
and Improved!"
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