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What Would Jesus Do?

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As I walk down the street yesterday
I notice a funny fellow
He was getting hit by a car

Fortunately, he did not die
But he lost his left eye
And his hair was charred to death

His radio got smashed
His head got bashed
He is not a Cruiser -- he's a Loser

His hairspray blew up in to - Flames
His mother - is the one to Blame

What a crying shame
He didn't have a dame
His mind just needed - to be tamed

Now, nothing is the same

He has recovered now
And everyone is happy
They hope he'll never - almost die again

But his face is still scarred by that - Day
he almost died
He is not a cruiser - No Sirree
He's a Loser
He's a Loser
Not a cruiser -- He's a Loser

Just saw him yesterday - again
He's feeling gay again
Too bad that he - is still not right