I like still-life. It's always in it's right place, and it stays there. Long exposure times mean better photos, in general. Plus, there's something fun about finding something weird, or cool looking, or just inanimate in general, and taking it's picture. I like taking pictures of random shit, especially when I'm bored. Most of it's inside stuff, that only I would get, and even that has a tenuous grip on my amusement. So this gallery houses the leftovers from my other stuff. Appearances include my lava lamp, a sign from my favorite still-existing resturant (Bud's, in Delray Beach), a delightfully-utilitarian telephone in a bathroom, and the remains of Frank and Mario's Pizzeria, where I spent my childhood by the slice, and the infamous banana in a cup, from Bike New York. Anyways, have fun with this amalgamation of inanimate objects.