| Name: | Dave Brown |
| Age: | 19 |
| Sex: | Straight homophobic fucking male |
| Height: | 5'10" |
| Weight: | 140 (Yeah, you can probably kick my ass) |
| Race: | Very White |
| Birthplace: | Concord MA |
| High School: | Chelmsford white-trash High, Chelmsford MA |
| Occupation: | Student at Georgia fucking Tech |
| Major: | Electrical Engineering |
| Residence Hall: | Woodruff |
| Masturbation Frequency: | Constant |
| Favorite Music: | The Smiths, The Velvet Underground, Pink Floyd, The Stone Roses, My Bloody Valentine |
| Bands who can fucking die: | Fatboy Slim, Insane Clown Posse, Wesley Willis, Limp Bizkit |
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