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To Hell With Georgia....Tech (10/3/01)What the fuck. This is completely fucked up. I somehow went from having hours a day to waste to doing work every God damn second of the week. The donkey rapers, aka Georgia Tech faculty, seem to enjoy giving exams where the average grade is a 35, then refusing to curve the grades because some candy-ass faggot got a 99. God damn, it feels like everyone at Tech grabbed me out of bed one morning, dragged me across campus to my classes, bent me over a desk, took turns ramming me up the ass with a broomstick, then ran off with my wallet. I made time to write this because I need to vent my anger in other, non-violent ways. Basically, if I break more State property in my dorm, they're going to find out it's me doing it sooner or later, and they've been blaming it on the guy who was spitting on the fusebox trying to make it short-circuit. This journal entry is dedicated to all you dumbass high school seniors out there who are thinking about applying here. First and foremost, the fact that 20% of students here graduate in 4 years is a major indication that you should not come here. If you're smart and do well in school, US News says there are 40 better colleges out there, you're bound to get accepted to one of them, and if you're a slobbering, chest-beating retard like me, then you better be fucking good at football. They used to tell freshmen, "Look to your left, look to your right, if one of those guys is here after 4 years, you're not." Here, it doesn't matter if you're white, black, mexican, valedictorian of your high school class, male, female, captain of the football team, straight as an arrow or gayer than Richard Simmons, here you are all equally fucking worthless. The area behind my dorm is easily the most disgusting place in the city of Atlanta. Not only is it the designated vomiting area for drunks on campus, but during the last rainstorm, the sewer overflowed and nobody has cleaned it up, and on top of that, the dumpsters back there are leaking a strange, green fluid. A guy in my dorm put a styrofoam cup in a puddle there over night, and the next day it had completely fucking dissolved. Seriously, this has to be one of the most fucked up college campuses in the country. There are fat-ass construction workers tearing up streets all over the school, it's pretty fucking funny to see a bunch of those guys trying to pick up sorority chicks with lines like "Hey baby, give me some of that!" There is a major shortage of parking on campus, and their solution is to build new buildings over existing parking lots. If you're not from the south, you probably have heard the prejudices that everyone is a fucking flannel-wearing hick who carries around a shotgun and is waiting for the south to rise again so the new confederate army can win independence. I can assure you, everything you've heard is completely true. There are some fucking weird people going to school here. One guy down the hall got drunk and puked in his room last Saturday morning (4 days ago) and he still hasn't cleaned it up. And there is one guy who lives 2 doors down from me that I have still never seen. He either sits in his room all day and keeps the door locked, or he joined a frat on the first day and never came back to his dorm room. That brings me to another thing I hate, fucking frat guys. There are a certain number of freshmen here who decide they're going to join a frat before they get here, and they refuse to socialize with anyone other than girls or other frat guys. I said "hey" to one guy in the hall who joined a frat, and he just walked right by me without saying anything, fucking assholes. I know I've commented on the upside-down visors before, but I saw something that takes it to a completely new level. One guy was wearing two visors, one on forwards, one backwards, and both were fucking upside-down. It was the single most ridiculous fashion statement I have ever seen, and probably will ever see, in my entire fucking life. Why don't you morons buy 4 visors and put two facing sideways? I can tell a lot of the guys here haven't been around girls very much. Whenever they see a girl talking to a group of guys, they think she's a slut, but if they see a girl with a bunch of other girls, they think she's a lesbian. They also shit their pants and don't know what to say if a girl says "hi" to them, I guess that's what I get for going to a dork school in Donkeycock, Georgia. Thank you to the ONE person who wrote to me about his concern for the large amount of blood I was shitting. It is no longer a problem. Fuck Clemson. |
