ONE-LINERS FOR GOD


            Give God what's right - Not what's left!

            "Pray" is a four letter word that you can say anywhere (except in school.)

            Man's way leads to a hopeless end, while God's way leads to an endless hope.

            A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.

            God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of the spirit" over "religious nuts."

            God grades on the cross, not the curve.

            Are you wrinkled with burden? Come on into Church for a faith lift!

            Prayer -- Don't give God instructions - just report for duty!




            Walmart isn't the only saving place!

            God doesn't want shares of your life, He wants controlling interest.

            We don't change the message, the message changes us.

            This Church is "Prayer Conditioned."

            WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning!

            Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory capacity.

            Having Truth decay? Brush up on your Bible.

            Exercise daily - walk with the Lord.





            Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.

            Never give the devil a ride. He will always want to drive.

            He who angers you controls you.

            Worry is the darkroom in which "negatives" are developed.

            Give satan an inch and he'll be a ruler.

            Be Ye fishers of men, you catch them - He will clean them.

            If God is your co-pilot - swap seats!





            The best vitamin for a Christian is "B1."

            Under same management for over 2000 years.

            Try Jesus. If you don't like him the devil will always take you back.

            Soul food served here.

            You can give without loving, but you cannot love without giving.

            Beat the Christmas rush, come to church this Sunday.

            Reputation is what people think about you. Character is what people know you are.

            Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case.




            Come early for a Back seat.

            Seven days without prayer makes one weak.

            No Jesus - no peace, know Jesus, know peace.

            Worry is interest paid on trouble before it is due.

            A person's character is like a fence, it can't be whitewashed.

            It's hard to stumble when you're down on your knees.

            What part of "THOU SHALT NOT" don't you understand?

            A clear conscience makes a soft pillow.




            The wages of sin is death, repent before payday.

            Can't sleep? Try counting your blessings.

            Forbidden fruit creates many jams.

            Christians, keep the faith, but not from others.

            Satan subtracts and divides. God multiplies and multiplies.

            If you do not want to reap the fruits of sin, stay out of the devil's orchard.

            To belittle is to be little.

            A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.



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