10. He can vaccuum his whole friggin house with 'em!!
9. Hiding AJ's crack.
8. Unlike Nicky, he can prove he has a brain (just look up those things, you'll see it).
7. He could have been voted the "other qicker picker upper" in high school.
6. He sucks his share of food in before the Nickster eats it (ya know, kinda like an elephant).
5. He can threaten tosuck most of Kevin's eyebrows off so he looks like a "made up Cover Girl".
4. He has 2 more places AJ can "stick it".
3. It sucks all the teddy bears (thrown during concerts) away from Nick and toward him.
2. He can fit one of Leighanne's boobs in each (hey thats some heavy duty baggage!!)
And the number 1 use of Brian's nostrils is.....
1. So THAT'S how he smuggled that chihuahua in from Mexico!!