"VH1's The Story Behind The Fat"

Veronica: I had the pleasure of meeting Nick Carter of The ever popular Backstreet Boys today, and talk with him about what was on his mind. Though he sat quietly for a moment, the silence was soon broken....

(cut to videotape of interview)

Veronica: So Nick, since you are the baby boy of the huge group the Backstreet Boys, I'd like to get to know a little bit more about you. The real you. The inner you.

Nick: Oh, well sorry, but..ummm management only told me to come. He didn't say that there was anyone else coming.

Veronica: no, I meant that I wanted to know what's inside you. What makes you...do what you do.

Nick: (sniffs the air)Ohhhhh. Im sorry. Brian said that eating another enchilada was okay as long as I took my Bean-O. He said the stuff worked.

Veronica:(slightly frustrated)Forget it. How are you doing today??

(Nick is silent)

Veronica: How are you doing??

(Nick sits quietly, innocent smile plastered on his face)

Veronica: Nick?? Nick??

Nick: yeah??

Veronica: what's wrong Nick??

Nick:(bursts out crying) you're making fun of me aren't you?? It's my butt isn't it?? My flabby tummy??

Veronica:(suprised)no...

Nick:(wipes at his tears) Yes you are!! It's the chub.

Veronica: no, but why are you so sensitive on your weight??

Nick: what??

Veronica: why do you think I'm making fun of you??

Nick: You're another one of those...those...Justin lovers, aren't you?? You like his washboard stomach and tight ass, don't you??

Veronica: Noodle head?? No way.

Nick: Don't lie. You love him. I did too, until I met him. He said I could have muscles like him if I took his special mixture and ate 10 Twinkies a day.

Veronica: Special mixture?? What was that??

Nick: I don't know. It came in a bottle marked "Avion" and was clear. It didnt have much taste and...

Veronica:Was it water??

Nick: Sort of. Here taste some. (hands Veronica a bottle)

Veronica:(sniffs the mixture and takes a sip) It's water!!

Nick: It is??

Veronica: yes, that's what it is. Drinking this and eating 10 Twinkies a day will only make you gain weight. Pimp Mac Daddy, errr, Justin, just wanted you to take it to gain weight!! I suggest you stop.

Nick:(grabs his bottle back)no way!! You're with 98 degrees aren't you?? I can tell!!

Veronica:Steriods and company?? No way.

Nick:(stands and edges toward the door) get me outta here!!

Veronica: No!! Please!! Don't!!

Nick: Yes!!!!(leaves)

(cut back to Veronica, who is stuffing her face with Twinkies and Avion water)

Veronica: MMMMmmmmm..mmmmmm....hey!! (wipes away crumbs) Welcome back, and thanks for watching. Next time on VH1, why doesn't Chris cut those horrible extensions??

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