Veronica: I had the pleasure of meeting Nick Carter of The ever popular Backstreet Boys today, and talk with him about what was on his mind. Though he sat quietly for a moment, the silence was soon broken....
(cut to videotape of interview)
Veronica: So Nick, since you are the baby boy of the huge group the Backstreet Boys, I'd like to get to know a little bit more about you. The real you. The inner you.
Nick: Oh, well sorry, but..ummm management only told me to come. He didn't say that there was anyone else coming.
Veronica: no, I meant that I wanted to know what's inside you. What makes you...do what you do.
Nick: (sniffs the air)Ohhhhh. Im sorry. Brian said that eating another enchilada was okay as long as I took my Bean-O. He said the stuff worked.
Veronica:(slightly frustrated)Forget it. How are you doing today??
(Nick is silent)
Veronica: How are you doing??
(Nick sits quietly, innocent smile plastered on his face)
Veronica: Nick?? Nick??
Nick: yeah??
Veronica: what's wrong Nick??
Nick:(bursts out crying) you're making fun of me aren't you?? It's my butt isn't it?? My flabby tummy??
Veronica:(suprised)no...
Nick:(wipes at his tears) Yes you are!! It's the chub.
Veronica: no, but why are you so sensitive on your weight??
Nick: what??
Veronica: why do you think I'm making fun of you??
Nick: You're another one of those...those...Justin lovers, aren't you?? You like his washboard stomach and tight ass, don't you??
Veronica: Noodle head?? No way.
Nick: Don't lie. You love him. I did too, until I met him. He said I could have muscles like him if I took his special mixture and ate 10 Twinkies a day.
Veronica: Special mixture?? What was that??
Nick: I don't know. It came in a bottle marked "Avion" and was clear. It didnt have much taste and...
Veronica:Was it water??
Nick: Sort of. Here taste some. (hands Veronica a bottle)
Veronica:(sniffs the mixture and takes a sip) It's water!!
Nick: It is??
Veronica: yes, that's what it is. Drinking this and eating 10 Twinkies a day will only make you gain weight. Pimp Mac Daddy, errr, Justin, just wanted you to take it to gain weight!! I suggest you stop.
Nick:(grabs his bottle back)no way!! You're with 98 degrees aren't you?? I can tell!!
Veronica:Steriods and company?? No way.
Nick:(stands and edges toward the door) get me outta here!!
Veronica: No!! Please!! Don't!!
Nick: Yes!!!!(leaves)
(cut back to Veronica, who is stuffing her face with Twinkies and Avion water)
Veronica: MMMMmmmmm..mmmmmm....hey!! (wipes away crumbs) Welcome back, and thanks for watching. Next time on VH1, why doesn't Chris cut those horrible extensions??