She said that??

Nope. Britney Spears said none of this stuff. But it'd be mad funny if she did!!

Britney has a stiffy!!

"Yeah, Justin like borrows my hair coloring"

"My personal trainer told me to stop eating fried chicken and stuff like that. I like asked my baby Justin what to say. He told me to say 'suck my dick', so I changed it to 'suck my tit'!! *giggle*"

"Wow, AJ is hotter than Chris!!"

"I owe all my CD sales to BSB, 'Baby One More Time' wouldn't have sold jack if it weren't for them!!"

"I'm totally a cracker!!"

"So I decided to , like ya know, fool around with Justin and stuff cause, like, it would promote my CD!!"

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