12/22- -=All St. Theatre London=- Starter Matches: Sandman vs Kevin Nash X-Pac vs Mankind Main Matches: Big Show vs Bret Hart Shaggy 2 Dope vs Big Sexy S (Number 1 Contender Spot For Electric Title) Main Event: Mark "The Explosive" Oneil vs Rob Van Dam (World Championship Match) :: You are in your room reading a Hit Parader magazine. Its an article about how Puff Daddy got arrested again, not like it comes to a suprise to you. Your listening to a CD very loud and every 5 minutes your mother yells at you to turn it down. But you like listening to Juvenile very loud. Its so loud that you dont hear your Alarm clock going off. You have it set so you would never be late for EEW again, but seems like you will be. The CD ends and you stretch throwing the magazine onto a pile of older magazines and stretch on your bed. You look at the clock while you curl up in your bed. When you see the time your eyes open all the way in suprise, 8:19! Your missing EEW! You jump out of bed and dive down the stairs triping over your dog. Your dog gets over it and chases you into the den. You turn on the TV and as you click down the channels you wish you had a remote. Finally you get to USA. :: Bill Richardson: -at a powerful move! Sandman just totally took his opponent Kevin Nash out with that double arm DDT. But Kevin Nash is persistant in staying in this match he wobbles to his feet and trys for a kick but Sandman catches it and sweeps Nash off his feet. Back on the floor Nash looks at the cieling. The cieling is quicklyn out of sight however by Sandman and his elbow drop. Dave Alexander: Nash isn’t faring to well in this matchup. Sandman lifted him up and is doing a number on Nash’s face. Lefts and rights soaring in the air by Sandman. Wait whats this? Nash is blocking them! The crowd is chanting his name! He is building up strength and he big boots Sandman clear across the ring! Nash preforms a german suplex on Sandman. He throws Sandman into the turnbuckle and is chocking him with his big size 16 feet! Bill Richardson: Nash is back into this game as he piles the pressure on Sandman. Sandman rolls out of the ring and gets a chair. He gets back into the ring. But Nash is ready for him, Kevin Nash kicks the chair back into Sandmans face and pins him 1 ... 2 ... 3!!! Dave Alexander: What a great way to start TKO off! But we need to take a break! :: You get back up, pretty excited from that first match and go get a drink. While in the kitchen, coke in hand, you see that your mom bought some pop corn. So you put a bag into the microwave. Then you rush downstairs to the den and sit next to your dog. He jumps onto your lap and you begin watching again :: Bill Richardson: -hese two compeditors look ready to kill. Dave Alexander: Yes Bill, X-Pac is the fast moving son of a gun, and Mankind is an extreme pain taking dude, we are in for one heck of a match. Hey, the bell just sounded. Mankind and X-Pac are in a mele of punches and kicks. X-Pacs punches are not proving to be any damage to Mankind but Mankind seems to be doing a number on X-Pac. X-PAc is down. Bill Richardson: Mankind looking for an early victory, getting a table from outside. He sets it up in the ring and puts X-Pac on it. He goes to the top rope and X-PAc moves!! Mankind crashes thru the table and X-Pac gets the victory by pin! Dave Alexander: What an ending. Short match but alot of action taking place in it. Now lets see, our next match on the card is already taking place in the locker rooms. Seems like these two couldnt wait. Shaggy 2 Dope and Big Sexy S both are two fine wrestlers. Shaggy we have seen here before, almost getting the Extreme Title and Big Sexy S we know from past federations. He is a legend. Bill Richardson: They are going from room to room, bashing each other with chairs, tables, glasses, people, water jugs, and trash cans. BSS is taking a hot coffee water heater!! He is going to pour it onto Shaggy! Wait Prez Rob Alexanderis stopping them. Rob: Sorry but niehter of you RPed, you are both relieved of your match. Next time you dont RP for your match your outta here alright? David Alexander: To bad about that match. Lets quickly get on to our next match. Coming down the ailse from Calgary Alberta Canada. Its the Hitman himself, Bret The Hitman Hart! Bill Richardson: He is makin his way down the ailse, the crowd is cheering very loudly. He circles the ring and stops in front of a little girl wearing a Bret Hart shirt. He takes off his glasses and puts them on the girls head. She smiles and hugs him back. Then he gets into the ring as Big Shows music comes on. Big Show lumbers down to ringside and gives Bret Hart a big head butt. Bret Hart is hurt! Big Show picks him back up and boots him right in the face! Bret Hart is bleeding already. How will he be able to stop such a huge man! Big Show bear hugs Bret Hart and Bret Hart kicks Big Show in no mans land. Big Show is down and hard. Bret Hart looking for some sort of move to preform on the big 7’4 500 plus pound Big Show. Bret Hart decides to take the high road. He does the missile drop kick from up high and lands it in Big Shows jaw. He jumps onto the top rope again and smashes Big Shows face into the mat with a Gan Legdrop. Big Show is hurt. Bret Hart turns Big Show over and goes to the top for his signature move, hitman elbow. It shows he is going to put the sharp shooter on soon and he hits the elbow. He tries to get Big Show into the Sharpshooter. Heres Rob again! Rob Alexander: Again, another pair of no RPers, next card, if you dont RP your out of here! Dave Alexander: And we will be back after this comercial break! :: You sniff the air, you smell something burning. Then you remember that you were manking popcorn! You rush upstairs and take the bag out of your microwave. You dump the bag in the garbage and open a window. You then get told that since its Tuesday the garbage goes up to the street. You groan but listen to your parents. You quickly rush outside and drag the 3 full pails to the curb. You then rush inside and jump down from the first step to the last step hurting your ankle, but you dont care EEW is more important. You come in a few minutes into the Mark Oniel verse Rob Van Dam the current Champion. :: Bill Richardson: -kenwing is being applied by Mark Oniel. RVD is being worn down as Mark Oniel applies more pressure onto the head of Van Dam. Rob Van Dam and Mark Oniel have fought quite a few times in the past, sometimes Mark has won, sometimes RVD has come out ontop. But Rob Van Dam is not fareing to well tonight. Dave Alexander: Well to be a champion you have to face champion material and Mark Oniel is champion material. Well Mark has finally let go of the hold and goes for a pin. 1 ... 2 .... no RVD kicks out. RVD is picked up and bodyslammed. Mark then powerbombs RVD into the turnbuckle then placing him on the top rope. RVD sees this and grabs Oniels head. He swinging DDTs him and slams him into the mat. He rips a big hole in the canvas. Mark hold his head and thrashes on the floor. Rob Van Dam then picks him up and Vandaminators him. He gets the pin 1 ... 2 .... 3! RVD is still champion!!!!!!! Bill Richardson: Thats all the action this week, check out Saturday Sellout for The Judge and The Enforcer fight and The Kidd defend his Electric Title, along with other superstars like Wolfix, our Extreme Champion HBK, the newly formed stable the New Degenerates, and more! See ya next time, on EEW!!!! :: Camera shuts off and you go to bed ::