Do You shun the Light of Day?
Do You cringe at the sight of this image
As if it were Garlic or Silver?
Suffer Alone No More Dear Friend
TA is HERE FOR YOU!
(NO it means Teaparty Anonymous, get your mind out of the gutter)
Here you will meet others who are like minded and learn to Cope with Your Afliction,
They will share how to react when confronted by a Liberal
Do NOT respond with a Litany of Logic and Scientific Fact or you will be accused of being Gushingly Forward, Offensively Familiar
And of course Evil
If you remain your usual Silent Self you will only be thought to be Surly and Stupid
In Extremis you MAY respond with what I choose to call Progressive Truth
AGREE with them and repeat what in their Hearts they Know is your True Malevalent Self
Look them the eyes and Say
It is because I am a Souless Money Grubbing Automaton, Clinging to My Guns, Thumping My Bible and have not the Slightest Spec of Decency that
I want Governments to Fall, People to Die in the Streets without Medical Care, The Rain Forests to Wither and Die and Baby Polar Bears and Residents of the West Side of the Cedar River to Drown
And if I had the tiniest morsel of Compassion, Tolerance, and Empathy that you do
I would realise that All I Have or Hope to Have is the Result of the Common Effort of Mankind and I have no Personal Right to It.
It should instead be placed in the Benevolent Hands of Our Public Servants whose duty and privlege it is to Guide and Guard us
And that My Fair Share is whatever you decide you want it to be.
Now I cannot Promise they will be moved to Love and Respect You, but i can Priomise that it will be a Lot of Fun
So Come Right in the Meeting is about to START
My Name i s Dan and I Am a TEA PARTY MEMBER
HI DAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Simon Say Vote NO March 6th
Updated: Tuesday, 21 February 2012 8:16 AM CST
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