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~Mouse balls~

This memo is from an unnamed computer company. It went to all

field engineers about a computer peripheral problem. The

author of this memo was quite serious, but the engineers

rolled on the floor:

"Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Unit).

Therefore, if a mouse fails to operate or should it perform

erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Because of the

delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls

should only be attempted by properly trained personnel.

"Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by

examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be

larger and harder than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures

differ depending upon the manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign

balls can be replaced using the pop-off method. Domestic balls

are replaced by using the twist-off method. Mouse balls are not

usually static-sensitive. However, excessive handling can result

in sudden discharge.

"Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used

immediately. It is recommended that each replacer have a pair

of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction.

Any customer missing his balls should suspect local personnel

of removing these necessary items."

 

 

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